HAMS WEEK 12 POWER RANKINGS
November 18th, 200801. TENNESSEE TITANS (10-0)

02. NEW YORK GIANTS (9-1)
If you saw them steamroll the Ravens on Sunday you know it’s hard to argue there is a better team in the NFL than the G-Men, but undefeated must be honored with the top spot until somebody knocks them off and guess who gets a crack at the Titans this week?
03. NEW YORK JETS (7-3)
Yes my friends, it happened, it really happened, and this is a day of independence, for all the Jet fans and their descendants!
- GAME RECAP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEq-ImGWJ0
- STARRING: JUDY GARLAND as BRETT FAVRE

04. CAROLINA PANTHERS (8-2)
The Lions put a little scare into the Panthers for three quarters, but Carolina pulled away in the forth quarter and won by a comfortable nine point margin.
05. ARIZONA CARDINALS (7-3)
Other than the Jets this is my favorite team to watch this year. I’m a big Kurt Warner guy. He might be the most under-rated Great Quarterback whoever lived. He reminds me of HOFer Dan Fouts, and these Cardinals, with Fitzgerald and Boldin and company, remind me of Air Coryell. This team is fun to watch, unless you’re playing them, in which case they will scare the daylights out of you.
06. PITTSBURGH STEELERS (7-3)
It wasn’t pretty and the gamblers are about the storm the NFL Gates with torches and pitchforks in hand, but don’t lose sight of the important football ramifications. Pittsburgh drove the nail in San Diego’s coffin.
07. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (6-4)
A lot of teams in the AFC were wishing these guys would go away quietly this year and not qualify for the playoffs, but I don’t think we’ll have any such luck. Looks like some team will have to beat Peyton Manning in January, and while certainly doable, that is not a pleasant idea.
08. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (6-4)
Huge showdown at Miami this week, both teams standing at 6-4 but Miami already holding a head-to-head win over the Pats. I don’t think it’s accurate to call this a must win or to suggest the loser is toast, but if the Pats lose this one, in the immortal words of Tuco in the Good the Bad and the Ugly after Blondie missed the rope from which Tuco was hanging with his first shot, they will feel the devil clutching at their heels. Needless to say, Miami would really like to have this one too.
09. DALLAS COWBOYS (6-4)
Last week I said I expected the Cowboys to save their season in Washington with Romo back at the helm. Well it wasn’t easy, but mission accomplished and now they have a chance to make some noise.
10. MIAMI DOLPHINS (6-4)
The Raiders took them right down to the wire, but Miami won and that’s all that matters. That sets up a gigantic division game verses the Pats in their own building. The good news for the Jets is that one of these teams will definitely lose this week barring a tie. The bad news is, one will definitely win.
11. DENVER BRONCOS (6-4)
Nice win over the surging Falcons and now they get the team (and man) Mike Shanahan loves to abuse, Al Davis and his woeful Raiduhs, and he gets them in his building. Looks like 7-4 is in the bag.
12. TAMPA BAY BUCANNEERS (7-3)
Jon Gruden is a great coach and this team is further evidence. I look at this team and I’m not seeing it. I’m just not seeing it. But Gruden has them winning and on Sunday they upended the Vikings.
13. BALTIMORE RAVENS (6-4)
When you pride yourself on being physical as the Ravens do, and you get flatout steamrolled as the Ravens did on Sunday verses the Giants, that has to be a huge blow to your collective psychie as a team. It will be interesting to see how (or if) they bounce back verses Philly this week, an Eagles team that is suddenly desperate for a win after tying the lowly Bengals.
14. ATLANTA FALCONS (6-4)
Played well but lost a close one to Denver on Sunday. Now for all of their good deeds, and they have been one of the leagues most pleasant surprises this team, they are facing their first critical game and it comes verses a very a good Carolina team. The Falcon Eddies are home and this is a big one. Not a must win, but a big game nonetheless.
15. GREEN BAY PACKERS (5-5)
Now we have three teams in the NFC North locked in a 5-5 dead heat, GB, Chicago and Minnesota. I’ve said all along I believe the Packers will win this division, and after obliterating Chicago (37-3), one week after toppling the Vikings, I think the Pack has made a statement and is finally taking command.
16. WASHINGTON REDSKINS (6-4)
They played the Cowboys tough in a defensive game that could have broke either way, but the Cowboys took it because the Redskins offense was dreadful.
17. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (5-5)
Jets fans were screaming bloody murder when the Chiefs played us so close a few weeks back, but you know what, the Chiefs have been playing hard and they’re scaring the heck out of everybody. Sunday was New Orleans turn. They won by ten, but that game was way to close for comfort for most of the day.
18. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (5-4-1)
Suddenly the Bengals have emerged as spoilers, first knocking off the Jaguars in a game they desperately needed, then playing Philly to a stalemate in a game the Eagles really needed as well. I’m telling you, folks, whoever coined the phrase “Any Given Sunday” was a genius.
19. MINNESOTA VIKINGS (5-5)
As I said earlier (See: Packers), they’re tied for first in their division with Green Bay and Chicago so they are very much alive, even at 5-5. However it has been rumored they may lose both of their starting defensive tackles to suspension, Kevin and Pat Williams, and if that happens they’re probably done.
20. CHICAGO BEARS (5-5)
Again, tied for first and very much alive, although Green Bay really blew their doors off (37-3) on Sunday.
21. CLEVELAND BROWNS (4-6)
There was a bunch of games that could have helped the Jets this weekend, but only two teams came through for us, the Giants waxing the Ravens and the Brownies upsetting the Bills in Buffalo on MNF.
22. BUFFALO BILLS (5-5)
5-1 must seem like a lifetime ago in Buffalo. This ship be sinkin’
23. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (4-6)
They had Tennesee on the ropes, looked like they might even deliver the upset, but the second half was all Titans and when the final dust settled Jevon Kearse was wearing that 10-0 sign around his neck.
24. SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (4-6)
You know what the sad part is if you’re a Chargers fan? I mean even sadder than having to watch the incompetent Norv Turner and the rest of these clowns spit the bit. Over the past few years you can argue the Chargers have had the most talented team in the league on paper, and of course a big part of that has been the great LaDainian Tomlinson, and now it appears as if LT may have lost a step and that means these clowns have essentially wasted his prime. If I was a Chargers fan that idea would make me physically ill.
25. HOUSTON TEXANS (3-7)
Too me these guys are like the Browns. Their record stinks and certainly they have under-achieved, but they have some talent and I wouldn’t look forward to playing them.
26. SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (3-7)
As a Jet fan I’m scared of this game in week fourteen. I’m not looking forward to playing this game in Candlestick. Ever since Mike Singletary read these clowns the riot act they have been playing with a renewed sense of purpose and that scares me. At this time of year bad teams usually start to mail it in to some degree, but I don’t see that happening on Mad Mike’s watch.
27. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (2-8)
Here’s another team we might be catching at the wrong time. They have been decimated by injuries all year, including Matt Hasselbeck and Deon Branch. Well last week they got both of those guys back and we may be catching them just as they are finally getting healthy.
28. CINCINNATI BENGALS (1-8-1)
Their last two games are a win over Jacksonville and a tie with the Eagles. This team has under-achieved horribly and of course losing Palmer was a killer, but they are suddenly playing the role of spoilers and they seem to be enjoying it. Or should I say they enjoy making others miserable, fore as the old saying goes, misery loves company. That’s another thing that scares me about SF and Seattle.
29. KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (1-9)
These guys are playing like they are absolutely determined to avoid the #1 Overall Pick. They’re not winning because they’re not very good, but it’s not for a lack of effort.
30. OAKLAND RAIDERS (2-8)
They almost beat Miami and I really wanted that one in the worst way. They came as close as you can come, but alas they didn’t get it done, close but no cigar.
31. ST. LOUIS RAMS (2-8)
In the 49ers comments I eluded to bad teams mailing it in at this time of year, and I said it’s usually a matter of degree. Well these guys have been the poster child and it’s been to the ength degree. They are getting obliterated week after week and no NFL team can be that bad. That usually portends a lack of talent, yes, but a complete lack of effort as well.
32. DETRIOT LIONS (0-10)
Now that they’ve reached double digits the 0-16 watch officially commences, and as I said last week, I look at their schedule and I have a hard time seeing which one they win? I think their best chance is this week, at home verses the Bucs. I’m not too high on Tampa Bay and I think the Lions might get this one. But if they don’t it’s the Titans, Vikings, Colts, Saints and Packers. The only one I’ll give them any chance to win is Minnesota, and that’s only if Kevin and Pat Williams are suspended as rumored. If not, I can’t see them beating the Vikings either. Anyway, if they want to avoid football infamy they better do it this week or they might not do it at all.

