OT: Who the F is Rachael Ray?

[dmaynard]

I'll admit I am hardly a pop culture fanatic, but I don't live in a cave. I don't care what Brad Pitt or Jennifer Anniston are doing, but I do know who they are. I can honestly say I have no idea who this woman is or what she does. I am sure I have heard her name, but just never cared. But it seems in the past two weeks I see and hear her name everywhere. Did she just invent a cure for cancer?

[LoKiZeeB]

She is on the Food Network and has a pretty decent ass.

[Tyler Durden]

I'll admit I am hardly a pop culture fanatic, but I don't live in a cave. I don't care what Brad Pitt or Jennifer Anniston are doing, but I do know who they are. I can honestly say I have no idea who this woman is or what she does. I am sure I have heard her name, but just never cared. But it seems in the past two weeks I see and hear her name everywhere. Did she just invent a cure for cancer?

I believe she is that hot chef on the food network.

[JetFreak89]

She is a cook...has a bunch of shows on the food network and turned that into a daytime talk show/cooking show...some people think she is cute, others not...i think she is just ok
http://papercuts.tscpl.org/rachel%20ray2.jpg

[shodan9999]

She is cute...but at all the stores I go in...her posters..all have mustaches drawn on them !

[Johnny Bravo]

I'd hit it!! :yes:

[dmaynard]

She is cute...but at all the stores I go in...her posters..all have mustaches drawn on them !


:D That's just not right.

[New York Mick]

http://www.acloo.com/blog/images/rachaelRayFHM4.jpg She is a hottie that is on the Food network all the time, $40.00 a day is her big show and she has a great ass.

[dmaynard]

http://www.acloo.com/blog/images/rachaelRayFHM4.jpg She is a hottie that is on the Food network all the time, $40.00 a day is her big show and she has a great ass.

Then I am sure she would appreciate a good tossed salad. ;)

[New York Mick]

Then I am sure she would appreciate a good tossed salad. ;)

I'm guessing she would use chocolate.

http://www.acloo.com/blog/images/rachaelRayFHM1.jpg

[NYBuckeye]

she has her own show on ABC.....i dont watch it though...

[Johnny Bravo]

http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_clint/rachael_ray.jpg

[jetgirl]

rachel ray is the hott cook on tv food network.

however, her voice is so screachingly annoying, it brings her rating from an 8-9 to a 5. no joke.

Hey JB........did you see one of our new players........Stuckey..............he's hot........... ;)

[theVinman]

She's fat and annoying, and got her daytime show thanks to Opra.

[New York Mick]

She's fat and annoying, and got her daytime show thanks to Opra.

Fat? She can be annoying but she has a great body, thick legs and ass with perky tits, what do you like crackheads?

[nycdan]

She's not even the hottest on the channel. There's another chick named Giada DeLaurentiis that's way higher up on the depth chart with a much better body.

[Savage69]

She's not even the hottest on the channel. There's another chick named Giada DeLaurentiis that's way higher up on the depth chart with a much better body.
It's a matter of taste but I still like RR better...

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51V3CR5DR2L._SS500_.jpg

[oregonweim]

She's not even the hottest on the channel. There's another chick named Giada DeLaurentiis that's way higher up on the depth chart with a much better body.

She is absolutely stunning.

[NIGHT STALKER]

Sorry, I gotta go with Sandra Lee...she has a body that doesn't quit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHwnBfBcK20&mode=related&search=

[Dr. Zaius]

What a disappointing thread.

Rachel Ray is the "hot chef" on the food network? Gimme a break, this is more pathetic that when all you fags started drooling over Tina Fay. For starters she isn't a chef. She is a TV personality, have you ever seen her cook? Its like the blind leading the blind.

Hot? You really have to be ****ing kidding me. The ****ing fake cheesy grin, the fat ass, the fat face and the fat little fingers... and the "Yummo!" Gross. I wouldn't **** her with FF2's dick and blame TX. She is a cartoon character of herself.

Giada on the other hand is a woman. Delicate, feminine features all over her tiny little frame, ginormous boobies considering how tiny she is... and her personality is real. When she seems passionate about what she is talking about if seems real, and that is sexy. Rachel Ray is fake through-and-through...

I also know some people that were at a restaurant here in Boston when she was filming a $40/day spot... they said she took two shots of vodka between each take, cursed all of the crew members and restaurant staff like they were beneath her... she is a piece of ****.

PS - As a design professional, I guarantee that those images were Photoshopped beyond your imagination. Like those skinny littel arms - not hers. I have seen her show enough to know that she has go big flabby upper arms, those arms are delicate and thin (ironically, just like Giada's). The belly, anyone can clearly see RR's muffin top waist when watching her show. This is not her midsection.

Finally, her sweet looking face... don't be fooled fellas. That is one frigid *****, she is the type of woman that starves her men of sex so that they go insane and become ****ing slaves...

and YES her voice is aweful. Its somewhere between Fran Drescher "the Nanny" and Mike Meyers on SNL doing "Cawfee Tawk".

(If you can't tell... I am not a fan.)

[Tyler Durden]

What a disappointing thread.

Rachel Ray is the "hot chef" on the food network? Gimme a break, this is more pathetic that when all you fags started drooling over Tina Fay. For starters she isn't a chef. She is a TV personality, have you ever seen her cook? Its like the blind leading the blind.

Hot? You really have to be ****ing kidding me. The ****ing fake cheesy grin, the fat ass, the fat face and the fat little fingers... and the "Yummo!" Gross. I wouldn't **** her with FF2's dick and blame TX. She is a cartoon character of herself.

Giada on the other hand is a woman. Delicate, feminine features all over her tiny little frame, ginormous boobies considering how tiny she is... and her personality is real. When she seems passionate about what she is talking about if seems real, and that is sexy. Rachel Ray is fake through-and-through...

I also know some people that were at a restaurant here in Boston when she was filming a $40/day spot... they said she took two shots of vodka between each take, cursed all of the crew members and restaurant staff like they were beneath her... she is a piece of ****.

PS - As a design professional, I guarantee that those images were Photoshopped beyond your imagination. Like those skinny littel arms - not hers. I have seen her show enough to know that she has go big flabby upper arms, those arms are delicate and thin (ironically, just like Giada's). The belly, anyone can clearly see RR's muffin top waist when watching her show. This is not her midsection.

Finally, her sweet looking face... don't be fooled fellas. That is one frigid *****, she is the type of woman that starves her men of sex so that they go insane and become ****ing slaves...

and YES her voice is aweful. Its somewhere between Fran Drescher "the Nanny" and Mike Meyers on SNL doing "Cawfee Tawk".

(If you can't tell... I am not a fan.)

Did you over cook your flounder? sheesh. I'd love to know who you are going home to at night.

[NIGHT STALKER]

What a disappointing thread.

Rachel Ray is the "hot chef" on the food network? Gimme a break, this is more pathetic that when all you fags started drooling over Tina Fay. For starters she isn't a chef. She is a TV personality, have you ever seen her cook? Its like the blind leading the blind.

Hot? You really have to be ****ing kidding me. The ****ing fake cheesy grin, the fat ass, the fat face and the fat little fingers... and the "Yummo!" Gross. I wouldn't **** her with FF2's dick and blame TX. She is a cartoon character of herself.

Giada on the other hand is a woman. Delicate, feminine features all over her tiny little frame, ginormous boobies considering how tiny she is... and her personality is real. When she seems passionate about what she is talking about if seems real, and that is sexy. Rachel Ray is fake through-and-through...

I also know some people that were at a restaurant here in Boston when she was filming a $40/day spot... they said she took two shots of vodka between each take, cursed all of the crew members and restaurant staff like they were beneath her... she is a piece of ****.

PS - As a design professional, I guarantee that those images were Photoshopped beyond your imagination. Like those skinny littel arms - not hers. I have seen her show enough to know that she has go big flabby upper arms, those arms are delicate and thin (ironically, just like Giada's). The belly, anyone can clearly see RR's muffin top waist when watching her show. This is not her midsection.

Finally, her sweet looking face... don't be fooled fellas. That is one frigid *****, she is the type of woman that starves her men of sex so that they go insane and become ****ing slaves...

and YES her voice is aweful. Its somewhere between Fran Drescher "the Nanny" and Mike Meyers on SNL doing "Cawfee Tawk".

(If you can't tell... I am not a fan.)

Tell us what you really think of RR.... :eek:

[Dr. Zaius]

Did you over cook your flounder? sheesh. I'd love to know who you are going home to at night.

I have been a food network fan for many years, since its inception... of all the personalities on that show that deserve fame... RR is the last.

She is the least talented cook, and has the fakest personality. She gets on my last nerve...

Giada is my favorite to watch because she loves what she is doing... she loves the art of cooking and she is a joy to watch because she is a woman in every sense. Just plain sexy in the kitchen.

While RR is a buffoon. "Yummo!" "Mmm... delish!!!" Give me a break. She is a little chunk and an annoying, insincere personality that really doesn't give 2 ****s about cooking... just having as many shows as possible where she can spout her marketable dumbed-down cooking jargon to the throng of fat women lining up to make her rich.

That said, yeah my girl is terrific... so its easy to rain down with such scrutiny. In public strangers have told my girl she looks like Sandra Bullock and Cindy Crawford... She is somewhere in between, closer to Sandra than to Cindy. She has the personality you dream of in a woman and makes me a better person in many ways... so no complaints here! :D

[Dr. Zaius]

Tell us what you really think of RR.... :eek:

Hey what can I tell ya... I have high standards. :cool:

[Jetman73]

SHE'S A NO TALENT AVG. LOOKING NOTHING THATS GOING TO BE A BILLIONAIRE JUST FOR SMILING ALOT AND BEING ANNOYINGLY PERKY - JUST ISNT RIGHT :steamin:

[Tyler Durden]

I have been a food network fan for many years, since its inception... of all the personalities on that show that deserve fame... RR is the last.

She is the least talented cook, and has the fakest personality. She gets on my last nerve...

Giada is my favorite to watch because she loves what she is doing... she loves the art of cooking and she is a joy to watch because she is a woman in every sense. Just plain sexy in the kitchen.

While RR is a buffoon. "Yummo!" "Mmm... delish!!!" Give me a break. She is a little chunk and an annoying, insincere personality that really doesn't give 2 ****s about cooking... just having as many shows as possible where she can spout her marketable dumbed-down cooking jargon to the throng of fat women lining up to make her rich.

That said, yeah my girl is terrific... so its easy to rain down with such scrutiny. In public strangers have told my girl she looks like Sandra Bullock and Cindy Crawford... She is somewhere in between, closer to Sandra than to Cindy. She has the personality you dream of in a woman and makes me a better person in many ways... so no complaints here! :D

In my opinion Sandra Bullock looks like a man. Not saying your girl does...but just saying

[Dr. Zaius]

In my opinion Sandra Bullock looks like a man. Not saying your girl does...but just saying

Saw that coming a mile away... :yes:

I lobbed that right in to you...

Trust me my girlfriend doesn't like a man, haha... it's the "girl next door" look more than anything else that make people feel like they have to come up to you in public and say, "Excuse me, has anyone ever told you that you look like ... so-and-so?"

Nobody approaches ugly people to do that... know what I mean?

[Tyler Durden]

Saw that coming a mile away... :yes:

I lobbed that right in to you...

Trust me my girlfriend doesn't like a man, haha... it's the "girl next door" look more than anything else that make people feel like they have to come up to you in public and say, "Excuse me, has anyone ever told you that you look like ... so-and-so?"

Nobody approaches ugly people to do that... know what I mean?

Got ya....

[NIGHT STALKER]

SHE'S A NO TALENT AVG. LOOKING NOTHING THATS GOING TO BE A BILLIONAIRE JUST FOR SMILING ALOT AND BEING ANNOYINGLY PERKY - JUST ISNT RIGHT :steamin:

The woods are full of 'em...Katie Couric comes to mind.

[Dr. Zaius]

The woods are full of 'em...Katie Couric comes to mind.

Rant... wants to come out... must hold it back... Katie... Couric.... crooked... mouth.... no soul.... satan...... asks questions............ interrupts responses... doesn't care.... devil woman......

[Tyler Durden]

Greta Van Susteren is fugly. She might have been a man at one point.

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesC/1867107.jpg

[NIGHT STALKER]

Rant... wants to come out... must hold it back... Katie... Couric.... crooked... mouth.... no soul.... satan...... asks questions............ interrupts responses... doesn't care.... devil woman......

You missed something...she has that damn gummed toothy horse smile...yeesh.

[NIGHT STALKER]

Greta Van Susteren is fugly. She might have been a man at one point.

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesC/1867107.jpg

What's funny is, she had a face lift a couple of years ago.

[Tyler Durden]

You missed something...she has that damn gummed toothy horse smile...yeesh.

Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.

It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.

[JETS_for_life]

Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.

It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.

Wow, you know what, you really were better off just dropping out of college. Grow up :rolleyes: .

[Tyler Durden]

Wow, you know what, you really were better off just dropping out of college. Grow up :rolleyes: .

Looks like someone didn't check out the movie Anchorman, That's to bad. It is a riot.

[JETS_for_life]

Looks like someone didn't check out the movie Anchorman, That's to bad. It is a riot.

There are smilies if you're being sarcastic..

[Dr. Zaius]

Greta Van Susteren is fugly. She might have been a man at one point.

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesC/1867107.jpg

This is turning into the ugly chick thread... we'd better put a stop to it quick!

http://lotusland.aubergine.com.hk/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/giada.jpg

Caption this photo...

[Tyler Durden]

There are smilies if you're being sarcastic..

You're parents should have really beaten your ass when you where a kid you little snot.

[JETS_for_life]

You're parents should have really beaten your ass when you where a kid you little snot.

When you're trying to insult someone, at least use halfway decent grammar--that way you don't end up looking retarded :yes:

[Dr. Zaius]

http://lotusland.aubergine.com.hk/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/giada.jpg

"Of course I would LOVE to suck the cream out of your cannoli!"

"Ouch my ass... hey, I think I just found my favorite pepper mill!!!"


Dude, mine suck... one of you had better come up with something funny.

[Tyler Durden]

When you're trying to insult someone, at least use halfway decent grammar--that way you don't end up looking retarded :yes:

I'm trying to stoop down to your level, moron.

[JETS_for_life]

I'm trying to stoop down to your level, moron.

Love you too, Sean Ryan ;)

[Dr. Zaius]

Stop flirting you two ****ing Mary's... this was a good thread until you started you love spat. :steamin:

[Tyler Durden]

Stop flirting you two ****ing Mary's... this was a good thread until you started you love spat. :steamin:

That clown follows me around to ***** about something or another. Anyways back on track...

[IRONFAN 40]

What a disappointing thread.

Rachel Ray is the "hot chef" on the food network? Gimme a break, this is more pathetic that when all you fags started drooling over Tina Fay. For starters she isn't a chef. She is a TV personality, have you ever seen her cook? Its like the blind leading the blind.

Hot? You really have to be ****ing kidding me. The ****ing fake cheesy grin, the fat ass, the fat face and the fat little fingers... and the "Yummo!" Gross. I wouldn't **** her with FF2's dick and blame TX. She is a cartoon character of herself.

Giada on the other hand is a woman. Delicate, feminine features all over her tiny little frame, ginormous boobies considering how tiny she is... and her personality is real. When she seems passionate about what she is talking about if seems real, and that is sexy. Rachel Ray is fake through-and-through...

I also know some people that were at a restaurant here in Boston when she was filming a $40/day spot... they said she took two shots of vodka between each take, cursed all of the crew members and restaurant staff like they were beneath her... she is a piece of ****.

PS - As a design professional, I guarantee that those images were Photoshopped beyond your imagination. Like those skinny littel arms - not hers. I have seen her show enough to know that she has go big flabby upper arms, those arms are delicate and thin (ironically, just like Giada's). The belly, anyone can clearly see RR's muffin top waist when watching her show. This is not her midsection.

Finally, her sweet looking face... don't be fooled fellas. That is one frigid *****, she is the type of woman that starves her men of sex so that they go insane and become ****ing slaves...

and YES her voice is aweful. Its somewhere between Fran Drescher "the Nanny" and Mike Meyers on SNL doing "Cawfee Tawk".

(If you can't tell... I am not a fan.)
I see your not a fan, but sorry I'll take RR over Giada any day. I'm not into tooth picks.And who cares how her voice sounds like Fran Drescher.Fran is another hottie.I guess everybody can't handle a woman with a little thickness
to her.

[TennisplayingJetsfan]

Giada is much hotter, damn she's HOT HOT HOT

[Dr. Zaius]

I see your not a fan, but sorry I'll take RR over Giada any day. I'm not into tooth picks.And who cares how her voice sounds like Fran Drescher.Fran is another hottie.I guess everybody can't handle a woman with a little thickness
to her.

Thinkness is okay... on the right broad. But in the heads up comparison between the two, its Everyday Italian for me.

The Nanny is a pretty good looking woman too, can't deny that...

[IRONFAN 40]

Thinkness is okay... on the right broad. But in the heads up comparison between the two, its Everyday Italian for me.

The Nanny is a pretty good looking woman too, can't deny that...
You have to also put in account that RR is only 5'3 .I love short chicks especially with an ass.If she was tall then it will be a different story.

[Bullitt245]

This contest, if you wanna call it that, isn't even close.

Giada all the way!

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/books/promos/a-plus/giada.video.still.jpg

[10PennyToColes87]

I have been a food network fan for many years, since its inception... of all the personalities on that show that deserve fame... RR is the last.

She is the least talented cook, and has the fakest personality. She gets on my last nerve...

Giada is my favorite to watch because she loves what she is doing... she loves the art of cooking and she is a joy to watch because she is a woman in every sense. Just plain sexy in the kitchen.

While RR is a buffoon. "Yummo!" "Mmm... delish!!!" Give me a break. She is a little chunk and an annoying, insincere personality that really doesn't give 2 ****s about cooking... just having as many shows as possible where she can spout her marketable dumbed-down cooking jargon to the throng of fat women lining up to make her rich.

That said, yeah my girl is terrific... so its easy to rain down with such scrutiny. In public strangers have told my girl she looks like Sandra Bullock and Cindy Crawford... She is somewhere in between, closer to Sandra than to Cindy. She has the personality you dream of in a woman and makes me a better person in many ways... so no complaints here! :D
I LOL'ed.

[zonajetfan]

What a disappointing thread.

Rachel Ray is the "hot chef" on the food network? Gimme a break, this is more pathetic that when all you fags started drooling over Tina Fay. For starters she isn't a chef. She is a TV personality, have you ever seen her cook? Its like the blind leading the blind.

Hot? You really have to be ****ing kidding me. The ****ing fake cheesy grin, the fat ass, the fat face and the fat little fingers... and the "Yummo!" Gross. I wouldn't **** her with FF2's dick and blame TX. She is a cartoon character of herself.

and YES her voice is aweful. Its somewhere between Fran Drescher "the Nanny" and Mike Meyers on SNL doing "Cawfee Tawk".

(If you can't tell... I am not a fan.)

I agree 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!! first tina fey... now her. yiack!!! no thanks to both, i'll pass. You can look at my avatar to see what i think is sexy. :yes: Some men drool over anything, and i mean anythingggg... glad to say i am not one of them.

[Green Jets & Ham]

rachel ray is the hott cook on tv food network.

however, her voice is so screachingly annoying, it brings her rating from an 8-9 to a 5. no joke.
I love her voice, it's sultry, but those stupid catch phrases have to go

Delish?

WTF, Just say delicious! :bangwall:

[TennisplayingJetsfan]

This contest, if you wanna call it that, isn't even close.

Giada all the way!

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/books/promos/a-plus/giada.video.still.jpg


yeah and thats not even a good pick of giada, she has a weird look in this one, yousould see her with her hair pulled back, damn she's fineeeeeeee, and she has that hot sophisticated vibe going, yum yum yum

[ozu]

I vote Giada by a mile.

http://www.giadadelaurentiis.info/giada_de_laurentiis_pictures/TV_Stills/originals/giada_de_laurentiis_058.jpg

[IRONFAN 40]

I agree 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!! first tina fey... now her. yiack!!! no thanks to both, i'll pass. You can look at my avatar to see what i think is sexy. :yes: Some men drool over anything, and i mean anythingggg... glad to say i am not one of them.
I guess we all have different tastes. The chick in your avatar needs a couple of more pounds for me. ;)

[Dr. Zaius]

I guess we all have different tastes. The chick in your avatar needs a couple of more pounds for me. ;)

Fat chicks need luvin' too... Oink, oink. :D

[IRONFAN 40]

Fat chicks need luvin' too... Oink, oink. :D
I didn't say fat , I like curves and shapes.Well proportioned girls.Seeing a chicks ribs and collar bone is out right disgusting.

[Tyler Durden]

I didn't say fat , I like curves and shapes.Well proportioned girls.Seeing a chicks ribs and collar bone is out right disgusting.

Agreed. I don't know how many times I have stated this but his is why Scarlett is my girl.... :yes:

http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/scarlett-johansson-pics.jpg

[zonajetfan]

You guys don't know what you're missing...spinners are really great, especially when you've got one that's got tits and ass like my girl. ;) Slim gals can have meat in the right places too. :yes:

[MrSFJFC]

Rachael Ray really reminds me of the "girl next door" and she's going to take all of her attention / publicity all the way to the bank (if she hasn't already).

[zonajetfan]

http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/scarlett-johansson-pics.jpg

Me and my girl like Scarlett too... Scarlett has a WAY better body than Rachel Ray if you ask me!!!

[Tyler Durden]

Me and my girl like Scarlett too... Scarlett has a WAY better body than Rachel Ray if you ask me!!!

Well that is because of those beautiful set of knockers. ;)

[IRONFAN 40]

You guys don't know what you're missing...spinners are really great, especially when you've got one that's got tits and ass like my girl. ;) Slim gals can have meat in the right places too. :yes:
Spinners with T&A wouldn't be classified as so called "spinners" in my book.Majority of spinners are flat as a board.

[BrooklynBound]

giada has a big head but her tig ol bitties make up for it

[zonajetfan]

Spinners with T&A wouldn't be classified as so called "spinners" in my book.Majority of spinners are flat as a board.

You have not seen women like gisele and my girlfriend then. Do a little searching online... some real tiny girls also have boobs like Scarlett. ;)

[IRONFAN 40]

You have not seen women like giselle and my girlfriend then
Are you talking about Brady's giselle?

[zonajetfan]

Are you talking about Brady's giselle?

It is actually Gisele, but yes i am. :) She has a great little body on her.

Hey, to each to their own... but there are many girls classified as skinny who've got plenty of t&a for me. I know most of you guys go for the thicky thicks, but i prefer the petite slimmer gals w/meat in all the right places. Rachel Ray is too big to be flat.

[zonajetfan]

I go for the Victoria's Secret/S.I. swimsuit model type bodies. ;)

[IRONFAN 40]

It is actually Gisele, but yes i am. :) She has a great little body on her.

Hey, to each to their own... but there are many girls classified as skinny who've got plenty of t&a for me. I know most of you guys go for the thicky thicks, but i prefer the petite slimmer gals w/meat in all the right places. Rachel Ray is too big to be flat.
Not really , some girls are big and have absolutely no ass at all.You've seen them .Stomach sticks out more then their booty do.I'm not saying RR is perfect ,but she is cute. I got to admit some of antics are annoying .

[dmaynard]

It is actually Gisele, but yes i am. :) She has a great little body on her.

Hey, to each to their own... but there are many girls classified as skinny who've got plenty of t&a for me. I know most of you guys go for the thicky thicks, but i prefer the petite slimmer gals w/meat in all the right places. Rachel Ray is too big to be flat.

I am with you, pal. Give me the Jessica Alba/Kate Beckinsale/Angelina Jolie types all the way. If they get too thin, they can always eat a ham sandwich.

[zonajetfan]

Not really , some girls are big and have absolutely no ass at all.You've seen them .Stomach sticks out more then their booty do.I'm not saying RR is perfect ,but she is cute. I got to admit some of antics are annoying .

Slimmer girls can get away with being flat chested or having no ass... but bigger girls needs something up top, or down below. lol.

[zonajetfan]

I am with you, pal. Give me the Jessica Alba/Kate Beckinsale/Angelina Jolie types all the way. If they get too thin, they can always eat a ham sandwich.

YES! Jessica Alba has a good body, great example!!! :yes:

[IRONFAN 40]

YES! Jessica Alba has a good body, great example!!! :yes:
You might not agree, but IMO.

Carla Gugino has a better body then Jessica Alba.

[BrooklynBound]

Ah, Ironman, the guy who said he'd turn down Jessica Alba

[zonajetfan]

You might not agree, but IMO.

Carla Gugino has a better body then Jessica Alba.

I don't agree, haha, but that is cool man! ;) I like Alba's skin tone, flat tummy, and ass better. However, Carla is leaps and bounds ahead of the two cooks mentioned in this thread, well to me at least.

[IRONFAN 40]

I don't agree, haha, but that is cool man! ;) I like Alba's skin tone, flat tummy, and ass better. However, Carla is leaps and bounds ahead of the two cooks mentioned in this thread, well to me at least.
Well to each his own. To me Jessica Alba's face is priceless.I was really feeling Jessica when she first came on the scene.But I don't know ,when they spend some time in Hollywood they tend to want to slim down for some reason.

[nvajet99]

I don't post much but have been on this site for awhile, but there has never been a bigger tool than this Jets for life, by the way, sackdance 99 who I think is banned used to tag Rachel Ray....

[WoodyPaige]

there has never been a bigger tool than this Jets for life, You are correct.

[IRONFAN 40]

I know this is the wrong thread, but what in HELL have I just seen on HBO. :eek: :eek:

[Gagoots]

It's a matter of taste but I still like RR better...

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51V3CR5DR2L._SS500_.jpg
She's got that classic face where semen would look gloriously out of place dripping off her nose!

[BrooklynBound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHI9pD9zXiY

[JacksonHtsJetFan]

I don't post much but have been on this site for awhile, but there has never been a bigger tool than this Jets for life, by the way, sackdance 99 who I think is banned used to tag Rachel Ray....
What does that mean? Like stalk her?

[JacksonHtsJetFan]

Her head really is big! But she's still freakin hot :cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUyQnDCR0Tg&mode=related&search=

[WoodyPaige]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHI9pD9zXiY
Great video.

[Tyler Durden]

Her head really is big! But she's still freakin hot :cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUyQnDCR0Tg&mode=related&search=

Eh, She is alright. She has a big head and appears to have bug eyes. Kinda creeps me out. I was more into the pizza she was making. I'm hungry now.

[JacksonHtsJetFan]

Eh, She is alright. She has a big head and appears to have bug eyes. Kinda creeps me out. I was more into the pizza she was making. I'm hungry now.
Just had some pizza, and now eating those sundae pies from burger king. i dont care what anyone says, theses things are AWESOME

[Tyler Durden]

Just had some pizza, and now eating those sundae pies from burger king. i dont care what anyone says, theses things are AWESOME

I haven't been into a Burger King in years. The only fast food joint I got to is Taco Bell. I can never get enough of that place.

[WoodyPaige]

I haven't been into a Burger King in years. The only fast food joint I got to is Taco Bell. I can never get enough of that place.
Taco Bell is the best.

[Green Jets & Ham]

sultry, my ass! she sounds like hell.
I beg to differ, my dear .. she has that deep/sultry Lauren Bacall voice

Here, take a listen ...

To Have and Have Not {Whistle} (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8)

[JacksonHtsJetFan]

I haven't been into a Burger King in years. The only fast food joint I got to is Taco Bell. I can never get enough of that place.
White Castle is the Shizznit. I hate those dumb commercials though, with the limo driver. Annoying!

[Dr. Zaius]

I beg to differ, my dear .. she has that deep/sultry Lauren Bacall voice

Here, take a listen ...

To Have and Have Not {Whistle} (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8)

Not even close. RR sounds like she swallowed an ash tray and her fingers up her nose when she talks.

[IRONFAN 40]

White Castle is the Shizznit. I hate those dumb commercials though, with the limo driver. Annoying!
:yes: ... Nothing like a bag full of sliders at 3 am in the morning after a night of partying.

[Green Jets & Ham]

Not even close. RR sounds like she swallowed an ash tray and her fingers up her nose when she talks.
Nah it's the same voice, only difference is RR talks too loud and Bacall spoke softly, but that's how RR probably sounds when she tones it down a few notches

[Tyler Durden]

:yes: ... Nothing like a bag full of sliders at 3 am in the morning after a night of partying.

I've been to White Castle 3 times. The 1st time was when I first moved to the US. Got 6 burgers for 6 people in my family, who knew they where so small?!?!? The last 2 times I barfed right after... I don't plan on going there ever again.

[IRONFAN 40]

I've been to White Castle 3 times. The 1st time was when I first moved to the US. Got 6 burgers for 6 people in my family, who knew they where so small?!?!? The last 2 times I barfed right after... I don't plan on going there ever again.
You got to have the NY stomach to handle them. If you can eat cheap chinese food ,you can eat anything. :D

[Dr. Zaius]

Nah it's the same voice, only difference is RR talks too loud and Bacall spoke softly, but that's how RR probably sounds when she tones it down a few notches

Yeah... I doubt she ever tones it down. I could NOT imagine having to have to live in a world of "Mmmm... delish!" or "Yumm-O!" or "Tee-hee-hee-hee!" or "Now this is your garbage bowl!" or "Here's a good tip..." or...

Watching her waddle her fat ass into a restaurant, order a plate of food, touch her fork to the food (but not actually pick anything up) put it to her mouth, watch her move her fat cheeks around like she just swallowed my bragiol, then watch her close her eyes in the fake orgasmic way that she does to explain, "Wow. Tangy, but sweet. Its delish!" then, "Ya know... It just goes to show you that if you ask the locals where to eat, they'll send you to a restaurant."

[JacksonHtsJetFan]

You got to have the NY stomach to handle them. If you can eat cheap chinese food ,you can eat anything. :D
Hows that for a day, cheap chinese food followed by white castle. If you can hold that down, you can join my club. Although its probably because im young:P

[Tyler Durden]

Hows that for a day, cheap chinese food followed by white castle. If you can hold that down, you can join my club. Although its probably because im young:P

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1327721/2/istockphoto_1327721_general_tso_s_chicken.jpg
YUM! GENERAL TSO CHICKEN IS THE ****!

[Dr. Zaius]

Hows that for a day, cheap chinese food followed by white castle. If you can hold that down, you can join my club. Although its probably because im young:P

You guys all sound young to me... because once upon a time I had that NY stomach too.... I would each Chinese food for lunch, then Italian for dinner, then go out and wash it down with a night of drinking only to wake up the next day feeling great and off to the deli for an egg sandwich: 2 eggs scrambled, cheese, bacon, SPK... those were the days... now its ****ing healthy food and a steady diet of anti-acids and heartburn meds because I feel like I am having a heart attack after every meal because I have such bad acid reflux and other anonymous problems with my guts...

More power to you if you can maintain the steady diet of ****, but be careful... If I could go back and eat like a rabbit to avoid the problems I have now I would.

[SBIII]

why does this thread have 100+ posts???

[Cack89]

why does this thread have 100+ posts???

becuase what is better then a hot piece of ace to go along with a hot piece of steak.

[Tyler Durden]

why does this thread have 100+ posts???

I can see someone ripping you about this post because of some of the threads you made. But that someone will not be me. :yes:

[Dr. Zaius]

why does this thread have 100+ posts???

Its the off-season and we made it entertaining. Oh and Rachel Ray is a pig.

[Tyler Durden]

Its the off-season and we made it entertaining. Oh and Rachel Ray is a pig.

I think you and her had a relationship that ended badly. You catch her in bed with Emeril?

[KoolJet]

What a disappointing thread.

Rachel Ray is the "hot chef" on the food network? Gimme a break, this is more pathetic that when all you fags started drooling over Tina Fay. For starters she isn't a chef. She is a TV personality, have you ever seen her cook? Its like the blind leading the blind.

Hot? You really have to be ****ing kidding me. The ****ing fake cheesy grin, the fat ass, the fat face and the fat little fingers... and the "Yummo!" Gross. I wouldn't **** her with FF2's dick and blame TX. She is a cartoon character of herself.

Giada on the other hand is a woman. Delicate, feminine features all over her tiny little frame, ginormous boobies considering how tiny she is... and her personality is real. When she seems passionate about what she is talking about if seems real, and that is sexy. Rachel Ray is fake through-and-through...

I also know some people that were at a restaurant here in Boston when she was filming a $40/day spot... they said she took two shots of vodka between each take, cursed all of the crew members and restaurant staff like they were beneath her... she is a piece of ****.

PS - As a design professional, I guarantee that those images were Photoshopped beyond your imagination. Like those skinny littel arms - not hers. I have seen her show enough to know that she has go big flabby upper arms, those arms are delicate and thin (ironically, just like Giada's). The belly, anyone can clearly see RR's muffin top waist when watching her show. This is not her midsection.

Finally, her sweet looking face... don't be fooled fellas. That is one frigid *****, she is the type of woman that starves her men of sex so that they go insane and become ****ing slaves...

and YES her voice is aweful. Its somewhere between Fran Drescher "the Nanny" and Mike Meyers on SNL doing "Cawfee Tawk".

(If you can't tell... I am not a fan.)



WOW that was hilarious. My favorite post on JI. :D

[SBIII]

Its the off-season and we made it entertaining. Oh and Rachel Ray is a pig.
No she is not. Although Id take Giada over her. :yes:

[jetswinbaby!]

Rachael Ray is an Oprah clone (that's why Oprah loves her!!) A no talent, Big mouth fake who just happened to be in the right place at the right time and hit the jackpot.

[Green Jets & Ham]

Yeah... I doubt she ever tones it down. I could NOT imagine having to have to live in a world of "Mmmm... delish!" or "Yumm-O!" or "Tee-hee-hee-hee!" or "Now this is your garbage bowl!" or "Here's a good tip..." or...

Watching her waddle her fat ass into a restaurant, order a plate of food, touch her fork to the food (but not actually pick anything up) put it to her mouth, watch her move her fat cheeks around like she just swallowed my bragiol, then watch her close her eyes in the fake orgasmic way that she does to explain, "Wow. Tangy, but sweet. Its delish!" then, "Ya know... It just goes to show you that if you ask the locals where to eat, they'll send you to a restaurant."
Yeah fine, but that's exactly what I said .. her voice isn't the problem, it's her tone and those dopey catch phrases

[jetswinbaby!]

Yeah... I doubt she ever tones it down. I could NOT imagine having to have to live in a world of "Mmmm... delish!" or "Yumm-O!" or "Tee-hee-hee-hee!" or "Now this is your garbage bowl!" or "Here's a good tip..." or...

Watching her waddle her fat ass into a restaurant, order a plate of food, touch her fork to the food (but not actually pick anything up) put it to her mouth, watch her move her fat cheeks around like she just swallowed my bragiol, then watch her close her eyes in the fake orgasmic way that she does to explain, "Wow. Tangy, but sweet. Its delish!" then, "Ya know... It just goes to show you that if you ask the locals where to eat, they'll send you to a restaurant."

Swallowing your bragiol?? Makes sense, Rachel Ray is Italian!

[jetswinbaby!]

This is turning into the ugly chick thread... we'd better put a stop to it quick!

http://lotusland.aubergine.com.hk/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/giada.jpg

Caption this photo...

"Why, Otter, you're right! Your's IS bigger than that cucumber!"

[jetstream23]

I can't believe some people are actually trying to debate this.

Giada > Rachel.....by a mile!

http://plaza.ufl.edu/gautama/Giada_De_Laurentiis.jpg


http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/Hit_it_Again_7.jpg

[sneak]

She's not even the hottest on the channel. There's another chick named Giada DeLaurentiis that's way higher up on the depth chart with a much better body.
You're right.. her face is kind of busted though.

Rachel Ray is more of a really cute house wife type than a sex icon. She has a beautiful face and smile but I agree with the post before, her voice is painful.

[SenorGato]

Shes hot, but so friggin annoying.

Appearantly shes a ***** in person too.

The young Italian girl - now SHES hot.

[Bullitt245]

:yes: ... Nothing like a bag full of sliders at 3 am in the morning after a night of partying.

....or nothing like a crave case full of them either (of course split amongst buds)

[jetstream23]

Giada on South Beach...short video which was part of some Food Network or Travel Channel special a while back. A pretty girl who cooks and rides a wave runner? Yowsers! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iLXC93mE8

[Fishooked]

I think Rachel is cute, but Giada is hot. Big difference.

Rachel = fun for a one night drunken stand after a keg party.

Giada = marry her, meal ticket (pun intended) :D

http://entimg.msn.com/i/125/tv/Giada-10A_125x150.jpg

[Jordy]

http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_clint/rachael_ray.jpg

I'm starting to see Rachael Ray in a WHOLE new light. :hump:

[JetFanTransplant]

I'm starting to see Rachael Ray in a WHOLE new light. :hump:


She must have put on 30lbs since those shots.

[FF2®]

Alot of people hate her but shes OK. A bit too "perky" at times but no big deal. What I like is her recipes are all pretty simple make and quick too.

[papichango]

http://www.thebeststuffintheworld.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/rachel-ray-42857.jpg

[Repoman75]

She is on the Food Network and has a pretty decent ass.

She actually has a wide ass, no boobs whatsoever, and a bunt. Most annoying personality, and when she smiles, she looks like the Joker.

[zonajetfan]

She must have put on 30lbs since those shots.

No, FHM subtracted 30 lbs. when editing the photo lol, same thing they do for Vida when they put her in the magazine :D

[papichango]

She actually has a wide ass, no boobs whatsoever, and a bunt. Most annoying personality, and when she smiles, she looks like the Joker.

Yeah and if she put her ***** in your face you'd run???

Faggots.

[zonajetfan]

Yeah and if she put her ***** in your face you'd run???

Faggots.

Its called having taste and not NEEDING to **** everything you see, I guess you have to take every chance you get ;)

[papichango]

Its called having taste and not NEEDING to **** everything you see, I guess you have to take every chance you get ;)

I have discovered in my endless quest of ****ing everything I see. That if you put them on all fours ***** has no face.

;) :D

[zonajetfan]

I have discovered in my endless quest of ****ing everything I see. That if you put them on all fours ***** has no face.

;) :D

LMAO....well when you put it that way....... ;)