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32green 08-24-2010 09:46 AM
All the scissors.
 
Who takes them.






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Beerfish 08-24-2010 09:57 AM
The prime suspect:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fxiw4Y1Wws...cissorhand.jpg

Timmy® 08-24-2010 10:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 32green (Post 3696527)
Who takes them.






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spend five seconds furiously messing up the utility drawer your wife organized, and when you don't find the scissors , do a sloppy cutting job with a wire cutter or a butter knife.

it's the Hampur way

Jets Things 08-24-2010 10:01 AM
Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!!

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...bc/scissor.gif

32green 08-24-2010 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 3696557)
spend five seconds furiously messing up the utility drawer your wife organized, and when you don't find the scissors , do a sloppy cutting job with a wire cutter or a butter knife.

it's the Hampur way
10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

Thin air. With all the pens.


I found a fabric cutting one.

Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

That means I needed them on the counter.


YOu dont decide where they go.

I do.

Dirtstar 08-24-2010 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jets Things (Post 3696559)
i don't really know what i'm looking at here.

but whatever it is, i can't look away.


mesmerizing.

Timmy® 08-24-2010 10:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 32green (Post 3696572)
10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

Thin air. With all the pens.


I found a fabric cutting one.

Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

That means I needed them on the counter.


YOu dont decide where they go.

I do.
with me it's guitar picks.

had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.

jetswin 08-24-2010 10:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 32green (Post 3696572)
10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

Thin air. With all the pens.


I found a fabric cutting one.

Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

That means I needed them on the counter.


YOu dont decide where they go.

I do.
the pens damnit the pens!

btw, check for the chicken scissor with the knives if you are in a jam

32green 08-24-2010 10:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 3696586)
with me it's guitar picks.

had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.
Lmao...found the picks, the tuner pipe, the string winder...if she could stuff my Guild in there, she would.:mad:

Quote:
Originally Posted by jetswin (Post 3696592)
the pens damnit the pens!

btw, check for the chicken scissor with the knives if you are in a jam
Lmao, did just that.

And is anything more precious than the wife's sarcastic roll of the eyes when you walk in with the 100 count box of black bics...

Tough noogies, beeatch, then leave me some pens and scissors. I'm putting pens EVERYWHERE!!!!

Carlton 08-24-2010 10:21 AM
I don't understand married life.

Jets Things 08-24-2010 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Polidore22 (Post 3696608)
I don't understand married life.
"I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."

http://www.fun.co.at/Kinovorschau/As...it_gets/p3.jpg

Congrats. You're married.

Timmy® 08-24-2010 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 32green (Post 3696605)
Lmao...found the picks, the tuner pipe, the string winder...if she could stuff my Guild in there, she would.:mad:
our utility drawer is freakishly long. even if you are careful, putting your hands in the back results in messing up the highly organized drawer. prompting a response like "This drawer looks like you threw an M-80 in it!"

Carlton 08-24-2010 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jets Things (Post 3696615)
"I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."

http://www.fun.co.at/Kinovorschau/As...it_gets/p3.jpg

Congrats. You're married.
Ok this is a start.

JStokes 08-24-2010 11:02 AM
32- this has been going on for generations.

I can still recall when I was a child my mother asking accusitorily a least twice a week--"Who took my good scissors?"


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JetsFan2012 08-24-2010 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 3696642)
our utility drawer is freakishly long. even if you are careful, putting your hands in the back results in messing up the highly organized drawer. prompting a response like "This drawer looks like you threw an M-80 in it!"
The worst is when you upset the tiniest, most benign-looking thing, usually a 12-inch ruler, and you think you put it right back where you found it. You close the drawer with ease, but then when it's closed the ruler pops up slightly and it's impossible the open the drawer again.

Carlton 08-24-2010 11:06 AM
32 loves arts and crafts.




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JStokes 08-24-2010 11:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pauliec (Post 3696664)
The worst is when you upset the tiniest, most benign-looking thing, usually a 12-inch ruler, and you think you put it right back where you found it. You close the drawer with ease, but then when it's closed the ruler pops up slightly and it's impossible the open the drawer again.
I have that in a kitchen drawer. A big soup laddle get's stuck all the time.


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Jets Things 08-24-2010 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JStokes (Post 3696671)
I have that in a kitchen drawer. A big soup laddle get's stuck all the time.


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I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:

JStokes 08-24-2010 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jets Things (Post 3696675)
I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:
My wife never allowed the beautiful italian ceramic utensil holder on the counter. :(


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RaoulDuke 08-24-2010 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jets Things (Post 3696675)
I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher. :eek:


Your vagina is showing.


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