future obits for hampur members
32Green- likable Irishman with the gift of gab, capable of almost poetic
comedy that was, unfortunately, often followed by incoherent, idiot-like mumbling. A self-professed gym rat, oddly, no one in his gym actually remembers him in the building, although a woman faintly recalls a large headed gentleman who smelled like Old Spice and Chex Mix on an elliptical once. His workout routine consisted of standing in the parking lot with his gym bag and vocally criticizing the parking skills of other members.
82ndAirbourne-Although he was one of the newer hampur members, he may have been the most f*ed up, which was no small feat. No one really knows what country he was from, but the American hampur members tried not to dwell on the fact that he may have been in the US military. He was an interesting man who dabbled in cock fighting and making lists. His true legacy was tackling children who were not in dangerous situations and telling them he saved their lives.