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DefenseWinsChampionships2 05-16-2011 12:28 PM

I've had wrestless legs since as early as I could remember... Anyone have any advice?
 
Ever since childhood days I've had wrestless legs, not all the time though, I'd say about 2 times per week but those nights turn into horrible nights. Feels like my legs (sometimes feet) have a mind of it's own trying to escape my body or something. Some people have told me to eat bananas and raw potatoes others have said to put your feet in some water... For those of you who get the wrestless legs, any input would be greatly appreciated

TheMikeIsHot 05-16-2011 12:29 PM

lmao

parkwayjet1 05-16-2011 12:30 PM

I thought you were gone.

crasherino 05-16-2011 12:31 PM

Well, my first thought would be to drop the w from "restless". I can't tell if you want to wrestle or if you have the urge to move your legs.

Dirtstar 05-16-2011 12:32 PM

that's not restless leg.

it's just the rhythm and beats that naturally flow through your veins.

Carlton 05-16-2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crasherino (Post 4029571)
Well, my first thought would be to drop the w from "restless". I can't tell if you want to wrestle or if you have the urge to move your legs.

Can't it be both?



















Seinfeld calls this the Jimmy legs.

Dirtstar 05-16-2011 12:34 PM

have you considered amputation?

sure, you might be left with "wrestless stump syndrome" but that's gotta be less annoying, no?

JetsVault03 05-16-2011 12:35 PM

Amputation should probably work.

edit: ha just beaten out by Dirtstar.

JStokes 05-16-2011 12:37 PM

Whomever does the Hampur Rage Comic on this one, please put alot of those LOL guys in the last frame.

_

Carlton 05-16-2011 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JetsVault03 (Post 4029579)
Amputation should probably work.

edit: ha just beaten out by Dirtstar.

lol, reason for editing: "I suck."

gunnails 05-16-2011 12:40 PM

Seriously, is there nothing that alcohol can not cure.

JetBidi 05-16-2011 12:41 PM

Ready, Aim, Fire! :laser:

Subscribing to this one already. :bricked:

Dirtstar 05-16-2011 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JetsVault03 (Post 4029579)
Amputation should probably work.

edit: ha just beaten out by Dirtstar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polidore22 (Post 4029583)
lol, reason for editing: "I suck."

lmao

RageATL 05-16-2011 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parkwayjet1 (Post 4029569)
I thought you were gone.

DWC2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

JStokes 05-16-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnails (Post 4029587)
Seriously, is there nothing that alcohol can not cure.

No alcohol, no drugs.

He wants to live a clean life.

Wait, do I have the right troll?

_

Timmy® 05-16-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DefenseWinsChampionships2 (Post 4029566)
Ever since childhood days I've had wrestless legs, not all the time though, I'd say about 2 times per week but those nights turn into horrible nights. Feels like my legs (sometimes feet) have a mind of it's own trying to escape my body or something. Some people have told me to eat bananas and raw potatoes others have said to put your feet in some water... For those of you who get the wrestless legs, any input would be greatly appreciated

Train your upper body to wiggle as well.
Then sleep in your bathtub (water-filled) with your dirty laundry and a cup of Tide®. Your laundry will be done when you wake up.

shakin318 05-16-2011 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DefenseWinsChampionships2 (Post 4029566)
Ever since childhood days I've had wrestless legs, not all the time though, I'd say about 2 times per week but those nights turn into horrible nights. Feels like my legs (sometimes feet) have a mind of it's own trying to escape my body or something. Some people have told me to eat bananas and raw potatoes others have said to put your feet in some water... For those of you who get the wrestless legs, any input would be greatly appreciated

ok, I know a lot of the regulars here are going to mock you, but I can relate to this issue. One of the guys at the firehouse had the same condition (and it is a medical condition -- don't let anyone minimize what you're going through!). After exhausting all traditional medical advice, he finally saw a homeopathic doctor -- and started relieving his symptoms that night. The trick was to put 3 glycerin suppositories in the freezer for at least 12 hours, and then insert them right before bedtime. Another key was to drink 24 ounces of water right before turning in -- but not allowing yourself to get up to pee until the morning. After 3 weeks of doing this, he was fine.

Good luck. Please keep us posted.

Carlton 05-16-2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shakin318 (Post 4029595)
ok, I know a lot of the regulars here are going to mock you, but I can relate to this issue. One of the guys at the firehouse had the same condition (and it is a medical condition -- don't let anyone minimize what you're going through!). After exhausting all traditional medical advice, he finally saw a homeopathic doctor -- and started relieving his symptoms that night. The trick was to put 3 glycerin suppositories in the freezer for at least 12 hours, and then insert them right before bedtime. Another key was to drink 24 ounces of water right before turning in -- but not allowing yourself to get up to pee until the morning. After 3 weeks of doing this, he was fine.

Good luck. Please keep us posted.

:rotfl:

Everyone in this thread is on fire.

Untouchable 05-16-2011 12:46 PM

Uhmmmm...sit still?

Warfish 05-16-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Anyone have any advice?
Dr. Warfish's Prescription?

Amputation.


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