The Fisherman and the Feds
The government suspected a commercial fisherman of not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him.
AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
FISHERMAN: "Well, there's my stern man who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $325 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours a day and does about 90% of the work. He only makes $10 a week and pays his own room and board but I buy him a bottle of whisky every Friday. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to... the mentally challenged one."
FISHERMAN: "That would be me."
So he dove into a shark tank.
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