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FF2® 04-23-2012 09:05 PM

My unnerpantses are 50 Shades of Gray
 
Anyone's significant other read these 3 books and things have picked up in the boudoir? :confused:

Bonhomme Richard 04-23-2012 09:11 PM

I didn't know what this book was until the other day. Then I found out it was oringially conceived as Twilight fan fiction. And the author looks like this:

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordp...ka-leonard.jpg

Just bring some porn into the bedroom if you can't manage on your own.

FF2® 04-23-2012 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard (Post 4443530)
I didn't know what this book was until the other day. Then I found out it was oringially conceived as Twilight fan fiction. And the author looks like this:

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordp...ka-leonard.jpg

Just bring some porn into the bedroom if you can't manage on your own.

Way to derail the thread in post 2.

32green 04-23-2012 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard (Post 4443530)


Oh no. No no no no no. omg

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF2® (Post 4443533)
Way to derail the thread in post 2.


I should close this.

Omg blech pitoooey. I'm going to associate boudioeur with this chimp attackee now.

wtf, dude.

Bonhomme Richard 04-23-2012 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green (Post 4443541)
Oh no. No no no no no. omg




I should close this.

Omg blech pitoooey. I'm going to associate boudioeur with this chimp attackee now.

wtf, dude.

lol, ohhh, look at the sexy author of boudoir fiction

32green 04-23-2012 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard (Post 4443544)
lol, ohhh, look at the sexy author of boudoir fiction

Its like a cheeky TIny Tim.


oh

Peebag 04-23-2012 10:35 PM

I'd hit it.

Jets Things 04-23-2012 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peebag (Post 4443655)
I'd hit it.

With a sock full of nickels, right?

crossfire 04-23-2012 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF2® (Post 4443533)
Way to derail the thread in post 2.

:rofl:

crossfire 04-23-2012 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peebag (Post 4443655)
I'd hit it.

If you put anything near her mouth, it will end up like Ruby's house and car keys.

Peebag 04-23-2012 10:49 PM

picky f*ckers.....

BURGERMIKE 04-23-2012 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green (Post 4443553)
Its like a cheeky TIny Tim.


oh

I can see that. Would you change yer mind if she had a nice set of cans?

:yes:

summermusics 04-24-2012 04:47 AM

i can see it too.

JStokes 04-24-2012 07:03 AM

My GF was going to read it but I convinced her to wait until the Broadway musical comes out so we can experience it together.

_

loluchka80 04-24-2012 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF2® (Post 4443521)
Anyone's significant other read these 3 books and things have picked up in the boudoir? :confused:

my wife is reading the first book right now. she recently ordered the 2nd and 3rd. i guess that's a good sign.

FF2® 04-24-2012 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loluchka80 (Post 4443818)
my wife is reading the first book right now. she recently ordered the 2nd and 3rd. i guess that's a good sign.

Keep us posted, boudoir-wise.

Owen Reed 04-24-2012 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF2® (Post 4443900)
Keep us posted, boudoir-wise.

I see a "PICS or GTFO" response coming to one of loluchka80's future posts.

quantum 04-24-2012 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard (Post 4443530)
I didn't know what this book was until the other day. Then I found out it was oringially conceived as Twilight fan fiction. And the author looks like this:

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordp...ka-leonard.jpg

Just bring some porn into the bedroom if you can't manage on your own.

lol - that's John Goodman dressed up like Monica Lewinsky! :rofl:

Banks81 04-24-2012 03:59 PM

My wife started reading this and immediately came up with the suggestion of poking twice a day for 7 days straight. I'm a fan.

Jetworks 04-24-2012 05:21 PM

My wife was asking about this today. I told her I read a review a few weeks back wherein the wimmens referred to it as "The book", as in "are you reading 'the book'"? That made her immediately put off by the entire idea of it, but may reconsider.

As far as it being a cure-all for the bedroom, we don't need it.:P


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