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Timmy® 05-10-2012 07:18 PM

Southside's Ship Has Come to Port
 
70-year-old virgin says she’s finally ready for love

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/Pam1.jpg

The 2005 film "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay a virgin up to her 70th birthday.

That could be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," Pam Shaw tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

According to worldwide statistics, the average person retains his or her virginity until 17.3 years of age. A 2010 Yahoo! reader survey found similar numbers, with readers giving an average age of 17.5 before having sex for the first time.

The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with male sex symbols like "It's Not Unusual" singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore.

Shaw dressed as singer Tina Turner (John Robertson/Barcroft Media /Landov)

"Tom Jones was very good looking and we used to chat occasionally before I went on stage as the opening act," she said. "In the late 60s we performed together. There was only a curtain separating our dressing areas."

Shaw says she lived with her mother until she passed away at the age of 97 in 1995. Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.

"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/N....eshow/Pam3.jpg

The Boston Patriot 05-10-2012 08:11 PM

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...006/SSPam3.jpg

Dirtstar 05-10-2012 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot (Post 4465421)


ooh noes

JStokes 05-10-2012 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot (Post 4465421)

Wow, you're becoming one of my favorite chowds. :D

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crossfire 05-10-2012 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot (Post 4465421)

:clapper:

32green 05-10-2012 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot (Post 4465421)

HA HA....

:D

brady's a catcher 05-10-2012 10:03 PM

Hot dog hooker vs Leatherface vs 70 year old virgin? Hmmmm....

FF2® 05-10-2012 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 4465344)
70-year-old virgin says she’s finally ready for love

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/Pam1.jpg

The 2005 film "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay a virgin up to her 70th birthday.

That could be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," Pam Shaw tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

According to worldwide statistics, the average person retains his or her virginity until 17.3 years of age. A 2010 Yahoo! reader survey found similar numbers, with readers giving an average age of 17.5 before having sex for the first time.

The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with male sex symbols like "It's Not Unusual" singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore.

Shaw dressed as singer Tina Turner (John Robertson/Barcroft Media /Landov)

"Tom Jones was very good looking and we used to chat occasionally before I went on stage as the opening act," she said. "In the late 60s we performed together. There was only a curtain separating our dressing areas."

Shaw says she lived with her mother until she passed away at the age of 97 in 1995. Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.

"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/N....eshow/Pam3.jpg

,that's Phyllis Diller, no? :confused:

32green 05-10-2012 10:31 PM

I heard a chimp in a diaper....

ah nevermind.


:(

frostlich 05-11-2012 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot (Post 4465421)

It's not unusual to be.....wait, wtf?





:clapper:

shakin318 05-11-2012 09:34 AM

Would hit.

Lone Star Lady 05-11-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot (Post 4465421)

Tina-side :eek:

:D

Sports 05-11-2012 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318 (Post 4465784)
Would hit.

+1

southside 05-11-2012 12:38 PM

What the...... GRANDMA!?!?

:steamin:

2foolish197 05-11-2012 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by southside (Post 4465996)
What the...... GRANDMA!?!?

:steamin:

...thats right, practice...GRANDMA...OH GRANDMA!!!

Jetworks 05-11-2012 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot (Post 4465421)

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher (Post 4465548)
Hot dog hooker vs Leatherface vs 70 year old virgin? Hmmmm....

I'm going with door #4:

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=244149

Timmy® 05-15-2012 07:30 PM

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JStokes 05-15-2012 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 4469249)

Holy crap--Hall of Fame stuff.

:clapper::clapper::clapper:

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Peebag 05-15-2012 10:16 PM

What ever it is that they put in the water up their in Ben and Jerry land, bottle me some, son. :P

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Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 4469249)


crossfire 05-15-2012 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 4469249)

:clapper::clapper::clapper:


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