Sounds like the bachelor party was about as exciting as one of Belichik's press conferences.
Yea, now you're just making us look bad. Looking around for absolutely any little thing to try and stick it to the Pats. lol.
Whats up with the little white dudes on that team?
You are getting married in a few days, you have a great job with an NFL team...why not just take no for an answer instead of risking arrest?
The Pasts* need a dwarf wrangler.
What's wrong with porn stars? You say it like it's a bad thing.
The main thing I got from the story is that Welker is marrying a one time Miss Hooters International.