Socks: The where/how do you wear them thread
Do you wear socks? What kind of socks do you wear? Do you have special socks for special occasions (Easter, executions, prostate examinations, etc.)? Do you name your socks? Do you have a sock puppet? Do you wear it on your dormant hand or your monkey's paw? Do you ever put it on your winkie and hop around like a Frenchman? Have you ever fallen in love with a sock? Have you ever gotten a sock into trouble and had to marry it? Are you married to a sock right now?
This is the thread where you talk about socks. :banana: