Where's my remote?
 

2 days and counting. All the usual places have been checked - sofa cushions, under the sofa, ledges, mantles, even the refrigerator (yeah, it was found in there once :( ).

Any ideas? Ready to file a missing remote report with :usedtobeacop:!

If one of you has it... :beatchair

F the scissors! Where's my remote control!

Eff the romote,,,,,


CAN I PLEASE FIND A PEN.

they disappear

By the box where you stash the bud next to the bong in the garage.

Your pens have been hidden for your own protection.

Now get out of this thread. Serious bizness in here.

Every sundaY I do the crossword puzzle, it takes me 15 minutes to find a goddamn pen.

Did you by any chance recently cancel your child's World of Warcraft account?

My wife puts them by the tv. That defies the entire purpose for having remote controls. And I look like an idiot for 10 minutes before actually looking at the tv.

My dog put one in the cats litter box a few weeks ago. Didn't find it til the wife went to empty it.

He's a crafty fvcker...

You've obviously swapped the garage door opener and the TV remote.

lol

Nice reference. :D

At LEAST 3 hours/day.

And it has nothing to do with the placement of the remote.

LOL. Greatest pic ever.

This! :steamin:

When you're looking for the lost remote, sometimes all you need is...
















wait for it...


















a little bit of luck.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...luckstokes.jpg

That sucks. But it is definitely better than not being able to find you peen.

I'll fill in for Green here by saying:





Oh.












Oh noes.














:D

What do you mean Borgo has it? :confused:

Day 3.

Still remote-less, B*****S!!!

Starting to think the unthinkable. Did it accidentally get swept into a trash can or something?