one thing that sets you off is......
 

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..... Men that act like women....... complaining and or gossiping

like a broad................. the office male who acts like he tucks his sack

back......................... wtf .......................to many nutless guys these days....

This should be good. :yes:

This thread hurts my feelings.

That reminds me, you should have seen what Gary looks like when he came in today. The guy looked like he was on the tail end of a 5 day bender! Huh!

awesome! best response yet...... and possibly ever:D FF2

People in Supermarkets with no spacial awareness. Invariably stop next to another cart, aisle display case, stock person cart... without a thought that someone might be behind them. Then they stare, gape-jawed at cereal. "Oh cereals" they think.... "what a concept"

Meanwhile, if they had pushed their cart up two feet or stopped two feet before, THERE WOULDNT BE ME STANDING BEHIND YOU GOING WTF ARSECLOWNDOOSHBARG.

DIE IN Heck.

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Guys that still where the pants under their butt. Really nooo one wants to see your under wear or other walking down the street or making FOOD. That is why they call it under friggen wear. If you aren't in prison their is 0 reason for this fashion statement. I seriously can't believe people are still doing this.

My wife, who is vegetarian, does most of the food shopping. In addition to the regular weekly Stop and Shop run sometimes she'll stop off to pick up a few things on the way home from work. Every night for the past week she's come home with a two pound bag of smoked turkey. No explanation. No comment. There is now like fifteen ****ing pounds of smoked turkey in my refrigerator. Every morning this week when I open the fridge door to get cream for my coffee there's another ****ing bag of smoked turkey. I don't know what to do. I'm seriously creeped out. Could this be menopause? Also the cats are wise to all the turkey by now and are hanging around the kitchen like a pair of jackals. :(

WITH YOU. can rarely find my stuff in the fridge.......who needs 500 types of fu%kin yogurt?:yes:

I have never seen the movie "Signs", but I believe that aliens may be fatally allergic to smoked turkey.

Its a well known fact.




























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People who randomly stop in the middle of busy areas, whether it be in a super market aisle, a crowd of people entering/exiting a stadium/arena, in a bar, etc. Move to the side, GTFO the way.

Be a man and untuck your nut sack and demand and explanation. Go on and us men proud

Turkey burgers.


why?

How about when you go to somebody's cookout and they give you a burger and just as you take your first bite the guy gets a big grin and says, "You know, that's turkey burger." The same way like he'd say, "You know, that's dog poo."

Btw, one thing I can't stand is inconsistent drivers. If you are driving like a 95-year old, fine I'll go around you. If you cut me off like a maniac, I'll calmly watch as you leave me in the dust.

But don't suddenly turn into Mario Andretti just because I pass you. If you can really drive 80 mph on my tail while steering with your knee, honking with one hand and giving me the finger with the other, surely you could have driven more than 15 mph while I was trying to get around you.

By the same token, don't cut me off like you're auditioning for a stunt driver role in a Steve McQueen film and then suddenly start driving like my great grandmother on a Sunday drive to the Bingo parlor. That drives me crazy. :mad:

well stated...... doesnt make me mad.

agreed. makes me mad:steamin: