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thebigragu 07-22-2012 05:22 AM

Awkward Moment.
 
Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

LOLGFY?

European?

Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

WestCoastOffensive 07-22-2012 06:10 AM

Can't you just clean it? It should stay loaded if you want someone to shoot it.

John_0515 07-22-2012 08:15 AM

Its way of telling you; "I am going to die if you don't ease up."

Monsterxman 07-22-2012 08:36 AM

Sorry to hear that bro...

Unfortunately, one of the side effects of aging for men is that a small percentage turn gay.

Your physical body was able to overcome your mental desires for years.
Time to embrace your new life style. You'll be a happier man for it.

:D

Gangrene 07-22-2012 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigragu (Post 4520072)
Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

LOLGFY?

European?

Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

Ugh oh ... ! Since we know it's not brewer's droop maybe that red wine drinking, hot-headed, Giants-following, future ex is ... getting to you ... ;)

Carlton 07-22-2012 08:41 AM

Pushing rope.

Dimitri_0515 07-22-2012 08:46 AM

Time to bring out the octopus

Dcat 07-22-2012 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigragu (Post 4520072)
Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

LOLGFY?

European?

Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

this is how Italian men turn ghey. Good luck ragu.

crossfire 07-22-2012 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 (Post 4520114)
Time to bring out the octopus


No time to photoshop today but I am picturing the Cialis commecial with thebigragu in one tub and the octopus in the other. :D

DDNYjets 07-22-2012 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigragu (Post 4520072)
Went flaccid. Never happened before. Sign of things to come?

Been trying to get back in there for two hours. Gave up.

LOLGFY?

European?

Over did it today with hurdles video, summertreats thread, xvideo?

Sorry man. That sucks.

Did it happen with your woman? Could be mental. Use it as an excuse to spice things up.

WestCoastOffensive 07-22-2012 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 (Post 4520114)
Time to bring out the octopusѾ

This guys gets itѾ

Jungle Shift Jet 07-22-2012 11:09 AM

Geez...don't it seem like all of your moments are awkward lately? :dunno:

Borgoguy 07-22-2012 11:11 AM

At nearly 56 years, this has never happened to me. Guess some of us just like women. :D

Gangrene 07-22-2012 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borgoguy (Post 4520174)
At nearly 56 years, this has never happened to me. Guess some of us just like women. :D

I think it's just your well-documented undying unabated search for hot chick pics since the invention of the intrawebz that has kept your flag flying all these years !

Borgoguy 07-22-2012 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gangrene (Post 4520182)
I think it's just your well-documented undying unabated search for hot chick pics since the invention of the intrawebz that has kept your flag flying all these years !

Seriously, I think it's just a simple matter of genetics. Luckily, my parents instilled me with a the oft-elusive "boner longevity" gene.

Soberphobia 07-22-2012 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borgoguy (Post 4520186)
Seriously, I think it's just a simple matter of genetics. Luckily, my parents instilled me with a the oft-elusive "boner longevity" gene.

I think the possessors of the boner longevity gene were illustrated pretty well in the Michaelangelo statue, "The Tiddler"?

Caution - link to "The Tiddler"

Borgoguy 07-22-2012 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Death (Post 4520197)
I think the possessors of the boner longevity gene were illustrated pretty well in the Michaelangelo statue, "The Tiddler"?

Caution - link to "The Tiddler"

LOL. Although certainly not a "house" down there, I'm "healthier" than is shown in Mikey's depiction, BD. I always wondered why he went so miniscule. Church pressure, perhaps?

Soberphobia 07-22-2012 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borgoguy (Post 4520200)
LOL. Although certainly not a "house" down there, I'm "healthier" than is shown in Mikey's depiction, BD. I always wondered why he went so miniscule. Church pressure, perhaps?

Probably a real-life perspective put on a man's body, given he was heavily into catamites. :D

(dictionary.com is your friend ;) )

Edit: Oh **** I put a wink emoticon in this post. :( :eek:

Borgoguy 07-22-2012 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Death (Post 4520201)
Probably a real-life perspective put on a man's body, given he was heavily into catamites. :D

(dictionary.com is your friend ;) )

Edit: Oh **** I put a wink emoticon in this post. :( :eek:

Did not know of his predilection or the word. (Wish I still didn't. :D)

JStokes 07-22-2012 12:34 PM

Dude, you're Italian. This should NEVER happen to you.

Try being a MAN!

Can't find the youtubez clip from The Godfather.

_


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