Minka Kelly Sex Tape - Please God, Please Get This Released
 

Minka Kelly sex tape reportedly for sale

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Derek Jeter's former girlfriend Minka Kelly appears in a sex tape currently being sold to the highest bidder, according to reports.

The 30-minute long tape was shot in New Mexico and features Mika with an ex-boyfriend, who is not Jeter, TMZ reported.

The site reports the tape was shot in a semi-professional manner with the camera secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, and "Charlie's Angels" star Minka appears aware of the camera.

It also reports that it is not clear how old Minka was when the tape was shot. Her rep has not yet commented.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/mink...#ixzz21SQgSSvC

I'm sorry Derek, but I have no choice in this matter and you broke up with her so it's cool right?

SAR I

well I guess it beats the cake thread......:confused:

:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

Best news of the day.

I can't wait to see this one. Minka has been one of my favorites for years. According to Perez Hilton, folks who have seen the tape indicate that Minka (love the sexiness of this name, BTW) is well aware of the camera. She and the boyfriend watch themselves on an adjacent monitor.

Only snag? She might be undergae in the video, which would negate its release. At least legally.

Oh Minka! Ohohoh Minka!!
It seems fallen angel and future Ms. Jackie Onassis Minka Kelly is the newest star erotically dazzling in an unreleased sexy-time tape!
Sources who have reportedly watched 30 min vid say it features a much younger Minka with an ex-boyfriend, and was shot semi-professional style in New Mexico sometime in the late ‘90s.
Apparently, Minka is very aware of the camera, and both participants can watch the sexual chemistry they create via a TV monitor hooked up to the camera.
Saucy!
The tape is currently being shopped around to potential buyers, but there COULD be some nasty legal ramifications ‘cause Minka may have been underage at the time it was shot!
Eeee!
Aw Minks, you gotta make sure those vids stay in your private collection!
However, considereng the history of sex-tape starlets, this could be just the thing Minka needs to excite her career!

http://perezhilton.com/2012-07-23-mi...e#.UA1qvxz-sc8

LOL! Exactly how most of us feel, d.

Hopefully she will be paired with Katie Holmes.

When I saw it on TMZ earlier, they noted two songs from a Brandy album that was released 16 days prior to her 18th birthday...

I'm assuming that she had just turned 18 and I make that assumption because I want this friggin' tape to leak out...

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Exactly.

There were 5,110 days that have passed since that album was released and only 16 days before it was released before her 18th birthday. The odds are very much in our favor.

SAR I

While we're waiting, anyone try out the Octomom self-pleasure tape? Did it do the trick?

SAR I

I wish to see the octomom - bigragu "cioppino-fest". I think it's marketed as "Blow the Lid Off Your Squid".


Croutons optional

Was horribad/boring...

CAN'T WAIT.

I vote for a threesome with Minka, Alison Brie, and Gillian Jacobs.

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That could work.

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This is what Minka Kelly looked like a few months before her 18th birthday. Ruh-row.

SAR I

I wonder if this is why Jeter dumped her. Weren't they really close to tying the knot.

Are those wax lips or did she kiss a dirtbike muffler?



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