Hello?
 

This has got to be some sort of trap right?

What the f**k? Hello, old pal.

Yeah, I'm not letting my guard down just yet. I got an email from JI about camp and at the bottom it said to click here to log in. I did just for the hell of it and it let me in. Probably some sort of glitch and I'll just be a figment of your imagination.

Lemme guess, you forgots your log in info, yeah? Tread lightly, 32 is banding Chowds left and right, like its his job or sumthin. Or like its his job he gets paid for.

Wow, blast from the past!

What's up dude?

_

LOL. As we write, SOOTH has emptied out your bank account and given your name to Interpol as a know pederast.

Not much. I had actually sworn off Jets message boards but I kept getting emails from this site so of course I had some "friendly" exchanges with whoever was on the other end. Then I got another one today following by a couple more "friendly" exchanges and for $hits and giggles I thought I would try logging in just so I could see "banned" next to my name and voila!! Here I am.

Sure, I'm gone for a little while and nary a peep from anyone in JI management. No email, nuthin'. Guess I really rate here with JI brass.

So is good ol' GJ&H still patrolling these parts?

Epic meltdown, then banished to a gulag a while back.

...well hello yourself...

Seriously? Who saw that coming? :D

Shocked most of us to our core. Usually, such an even-keeled individual, especially related to his moderating style and commentary on religion and politics.

I don't have the link, but someone will post it for you.

That's gotta be a set up question. My guess is that Ham has infiltrated Alk's account and has come back here looking for vengeance.

I'm going to get my garlic and spike.

goes well with eggs and ham.

Comfortably Numb
 

Hello,

Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?

Come on
Now
I hear you're feeling down
I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again

Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move
But I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like
Two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain
You would not understand
This is not how I am

I... Have become comfortably numb

O.K.
Just a little pin prick
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick

Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working
Good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on
It's time to go

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move
But I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye

I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
I... Have become comfortably numb

Whoa.

That's waking up and realizing the herpez is in full remission.

It's like "it's on"....

Good Lord, look what the cat dragged in.

Jeremy replies to every email the site sends out saying how much we suck (among other vulgar unspeakable things) yet he never unsubscribes and now posts here. Hilarious!

Not sure who unbanned you but someone's going to get fired over this. lol

"Jeremy" ... lovely.

If ever I switch teams, that is an excellent boy-on-boy name.

Somehow me-thinks that was part of the intention of Sooth's acerbic retort.

Jeremy spoke in the Hampur today.