Maryanne or Ginger of Mrs. Howell?
 

Under these conditions:

Maryanne is extremely shy, embarrassed, and inexperienced (e.g., toothy blow job, yanks at it like she's shucking corn). Has no idea what a man wants. Stacked and firm as a bushel of fresh produce, though. And willing to learn. Submits meekly. Prolly comes but it's so quiet it's like hearing a mouse squeak.

Ginger is not shy at all. Knows just what she wants but couldn't care less about you. Selfish and jaded as all hell. Bossy and sarcastic in the sack, like having sex with a good looking Rosanne Arnold-- a "say my name *****" kinda girl. Built like a ship brickhouse though and if you do bring it off at least you'll have the satisfaction of hearing her sound off like the QE2 in heavy fog.

Mrs. Howell is a super freak. Nothing is too nasty. Her wrinkles have wrinkles so keep yer eyes shut tight and let your ears and body be the sensory organs. While like Ginger she wants what she wants, she's old enough to know giving is getting. She can make you come just using her pinkie. And while Ginger likes the dirty talk, Mrs Howell wrote the language. If you think you're not shy, Mrs. Howell will teach you otherwise.

poll coming...:yes:

Sweet Jebus! When are we rescued from this island?

Stay with me, Carl. This is a work in progress. First off, I can't find the fugging Add Poll option. :steamin: Once I do I'll add the Honey Bees videro link.

Ya don't need a poll, Mary Ann always wins.

This thread is worthless without pics....




You know, for us younger folk.

If you want to do a poll, try Wilma Vs Betty, that's usually close.

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Thing of it is, pics would skew this poll 70% Ginger, 30% Maryanne, 0% Mrs. Howell. Only thing is. 90% of sex happens in the dark. Light don't enter into it. But for the record:

Shy but stacked:

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress....1/mary-ann.jpg

Sex goddess:

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/...20%28PD%29.jpg


I'll suck the come out yer azz:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopo...Gilligan37.jpg

my vote Mary Ann. :D

Maryanne and Betty in 3some :yes:

Hello Ging' ... she has it all.


I an authorized to vote o behalf of 32, he will also be going for the Ging'

I believe your assessment of Mary Ann is way off, but the other 2 you nailed (so to speak).

Mary Ann is either the eager to learn virgin who can't get enough after getting hooked, or the mid-western slut who has had so many rolls in the hay she sleeps with a horse blanket.

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Utah, get me three!

This.:yes:

I would partridge Mrs. Howell like an amusement ride attendant.

Tina Louise in a heartbeat.

I guess no poles coming.


I defer to Borgo's expertise on this one.

None of the above
 

Interesting wildlife there in Morris county, Apache ...

WTF do I know? I mean, Dawn Wells is cute. But just not my type. Neither is Tina Louise, but she has more of the curvy body I enjoy. Plus, her face is spectacular. And those lips.