Out of the office, b****ezzzzz!
My company has finally decided to heed my advice/warnings that a plumber has no business working in an office doing paperwork. In two weeks, I'll be taking down my photoshopped degree in Applied Mathematics from Michigan State University, unhooking the subwoofer and speakers from the company computer and going out and doing real work instead.
Can't say I won't miss the past 6 years. Offices are fun. Always free food in the break room, unlimited coffee, air conditioning, etc. I'll be remembered every time the upstairs printer asks for "MOAR HERSHEY SYRUP" when it runs out of toner. But the department will be in better hands with someone with an actual accounting degree.
So, when my posts per day start dropping, don't think I've died or have gone to prison (again). I'll just actually be actually working actually for once.