Hampurite: Colorado Division
Classy, that will win her over
After Failing to Pick Up Woman at Bar, Colorado Man Tries Peeing on Her Leg Instead
A Longmont, Colorado man was arrested Saturday night at Shooters Grill and Bar in Boulder after he urinated on a woman who turned him down.
According to reports, 22-year-old Timothy Paez approached the woman and placed his arm around her. She responded with "um, really?" and Paez retreated.
He then allegedly pulled out his penis and began urinating on the woman's leg.
Paez was removed from the established by employees and held outside while a police officer was flagged down. The highly intoxicated Paez was taken into custody and booked on charges of public indecency and harassment.