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Fishooked 08-02-2012 12:34 PM
Hampurite: Colorado Division
 
Classy, that will win her over


http://gawker.com/5931187/after-fail...er-leg-instead


Quote:
After Failing to Pick Up Woman at Bar, Colorado Man Tries Peeing on Her Leg Instead
Neetzan Zimmerman
A Longmont, Colorado man was arrested Saturday night at Shooters Grill and Bar in Boulder after he urinated on a woman who turned him down.

According to reports, 22-year-old Timothy Paez approached the woman and placed his arm around her. She responded with "um, really?" and Paez retreated.

He then allegedly pulled out his penis and began urinating on the woman's leg.

Paez was removed from the established by employees and held outside while a police officer was flagged down. The highly intoxicated Paez was taken into custody and booked on charges of public indecency and harassment.

jetswin 08-02-2012 12:38 PM
It seems to me that kids these days drink until they black out instead of just having a good time...the only explanation for such buffoonery.

2milehighJet 08-02-2012 12:43 PM
Not me, has to be Burger Mike!

What ever happened to good old sack races??

JStokes 08-02-2012 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by jetswin (Post 4532779)
It seems to me that kids these days drink until they black out instead of just having a good time...the only explanation for such buffoonery.
Which part of peeing on a chicks leg isn't having a good time?

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crasherino 08-02-2012 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jetswin (Post 4532779)
It seems to me that kids these days drink until they black out instead of just having a good time...the only explanation for such buffoonery.
As opposed to kids in......any other day? Kids were always stupid, they just didn't have Gawker to report on their tomfoolery.

jetswin 08-02-2012 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by crasherino (Post 4532798)
As opposed to kids in......any other day? Kids were always stupid, they just didn't have Gawker to report on their tomfoolery.
idk, I had plenty of major drunks on in my youth, never considered pissing on someone who wasn't interested in me...I usually just clubbed them and dragged them away when I left the bar

Big L 08-02-2012 12:49 PM
Dude was just marking his territory, that's all. Should be perfectly legal, IMO.

His natural instincts kicked in when the booze shut down modern civilization overrides.

Fishooked 08-02-2012 12:54 PM
Ok, someone else is going to say it anyway, so I will.


southside should try this, he has nothing to lose.


Sorry bro.

jetstream23 08-02-2012 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Fishooked (Post 4532824)
Ok, someone else is going to say it anyway, so I will.


southside should try this, he has nothing to lose.


Sorry bro.
Yeah but you have to actually be near a woman to try this.

Timmy® 08-02-2012 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Fishooked (Post 4532769)
A friend of mine peed on a girl's ankle at a Neil Young concert while he was trying to pee in his beer cup rather than walking to the men's room. He split
when she got her boyfriend involved and I had to deal with security for a good half hour. I didn't give up the name but they knew I knew him because they could tell my ticket was purchased in the same order as the ticket of the empty seat next to me. Never confess - don't do their work for them.

jetswin 08-02-2012 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by jetstream23 (Post 4532829)
Yeah but you have to actually be near a woman to try this.

depends on how many beers he drinks

jetswin 08-02-2012 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 4532832)
A friend of mine peed on a girl's ankle at a Neil Young concert while he was trying to pee in his beer cup rather than walking to the men's room. He split
when she got her boyfriend involved and I had to deal with security for a good half hour. I didn't give up the name but they knew I knew him because they could tell my ticket was purchased in the same order as the ticket of the empty seat next to me. Never confess - don't do their work for them.
You are the Frankie Carbone of JI.

Fishooked 08-02-2012 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by jetstream23 (Post 4532829)
Yeah but you have to actually be near a woman to try this.
Holy ****, LMAO.... :D

Timmy® 08-02-2012 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by jetswin (Post 4532837)
You are the Frankie Carbone of JI.
I've been to well over 100 concerts and probably ten percent of them have gone horribly wrong.

crasherino 08-02-2012 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by jetswin (Post 4532803)
idk, I had plenty of major drunks on in my youth, never considered pissing on someone who wasn't interested in me...I usually just clubbed them and dragged them away when I left the bar
That's because we're Hampurites. We're a bunch of gentleman. But I knew a bunch hooligans who would have no problem partaking in something as unseemly as this.

Most were from Manhasset, IIRC.

southside 08-02-2012 01:18 PM
I am sad. This really hurt.®

JStokes 08-02-2012 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by crasherino (Post 4532863)
That's because we're Hampurites. We're a bunch of gentleman. But I knew a bunch hooligans who would have no problem partaking in something as unseemly as this.

Most were from Manhasset, IIRC.
Or went to St. Mary's :D

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2milehighJet 08-02-2012 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 4532832)
A friend of mine peed on a girl's ankle at a Neil Young concert while he was trying to pee in his beer cup rather than walking to the men's room. He split
when she got her boyfriend involved and I had to deal with security for a good half hour. I didn't give up the name but they knew I knew him because they could tell my ticket was purchased in the same order as the ticket of the empty seat next to me. Never confess - don't do their work for them.
For the discreet Hampurite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUMy9HzdWo

:D

http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/...pantaloons.jpg

Peebag 08-02-2012 11:57 PM
I believe it was David Bryne who stated..."same as it ever was...."

32green 08-03-2012 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Timmy® (Post 4532832)
Never confess - don't do their work for them.
Wow...you are a stone-cold street thug, arent you.

Fight the power, F the po-leece!!!!

lol


:rolleyes:

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