Conjugal Visit Night At The Cortland Holiday Inn Express
 

Lots of noise across the hall in the hotel after the scrimmage, bunch of Jets scrubs with their trophy wives and little kids everywhere making a racket.

Bad enough I'm slumming it to see a scrimmage that produced 6 points in 2 hours in a low end hotel (trust me, it's luxurious by Cortland standards) but being kept awake by sexytime for Jets who are getting cut tomorrow wasn't supposed to be part of the deal.

If they keep this up I'm going to tell them I'm a PSL owner and they'd better be aware of the repercussions.

SAR I

Did they at least valet your Beemer?

Why wouldn't a big wig like yourself stay at the Hope Lake Lodge or at least the Country Inn Suites. Surprised a man with such means cheaped out and chose a roach motel for your family.

Got the minivan.

The "scrub" across the hall is no scrub. I think it's John Connor. His blonde significant other is wearing a bright blue Kentucky shirt.

SAR I

Last minute decision to go, got the last connecting rooms in the whole town.

It's a nice place, new and clean, but too much interracial athlete sex going on here. With the grandparents letting the kids run loose in the halls.

SAR I

Didnt have time to watch Curtis get the nod?

What time did that happen? I'll watch the replay on NFL Network.

SAR I

If you get a chance, drive up here to Hope lake and valet my ride please

Just before the start of sports center.

Reruns??? Good thing dolans dont call your shot.

As a Prority Club Member, I got two bottles of water and two bags of pretzels upon check in.

True story.

SAR I

What is it dude, not enough fiber in the diet ? Too many prunes in the morning breakfast ? Just what is it that makes you about the grumpiest and most complaining person on the planet ?

Sorry, you need at least 1,000 posts to get a response from me.

SAR I

Maybe you and the wife should show em' how it's done...

Although a handjob probably won't make a ton of noise...

Don't lie. You were pounding it the second you heard a female voice. That many posts means you haven't seen tail in years.

Racist.

30 seconds leaves little time for noise.

Ghey

Put the foot down, enough is enough, don't they know who you are?

The wife was probably fantasizing about what more than 4 inches feels like.

SAR ... You never heard of the Statler Hotel at Cornell ?? Fabulous hotel.