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Jean-Claude Van Damme showed Kylie Minogue his Thailand

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Jean-Claude Van Damme admits to affair with Kylie Minogue, report says

Jean-Claude Van Damme has revealed he had an affair with Kylie Minogue on the set of 1994’s “Street Fighter” while he was still married.
While promoting his new flick “The Expendables 2,” the Muscles from Brussels confessed to The Guardian "I tell you what, you should ask her. She'll have a better memory. I'm 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on 'The Expendables?' No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? ... Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair."

http://global.fncstatic.com/static/m...DammeKylie.jpg

Going into perhaps too much detail, he continued, "Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...#ixzz23YFIYSnN

hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.

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Originally Posted by jetstream23 (Post 4548805)

hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.

Lol

In for the Meadowlands Muffiness.

Did she find a place for your obelisk?

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How is this news?

If it has to do with JCVD, its news.

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Originally Posted by jetstream23 (Post 4548805)

hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.

Me too....at the Roslyn Duck Pond also?

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive (Post 4548875)

In for the Meadowlands Muffiness.

Did she find a place for your obelisk?

LOL. You're burning out the joke, mother f**ker. :D

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Originally Posted by jetstream23 (Post 4548805)

hmmm...he waited 18 years to talk about this? Makes me think back to 1994 and the girl who showed me her Meadowlands after a Jets game.

Gate D Spirals?

Eesh.

http://global.fncstatic.com/static/m...DammeKylie.jpg

The Muscles from Brussels now looks like The Wrinkles from Sprinkles.

Can't wait for The Expendables 2 :yes:

Van Damme, Arnold, Stallone, Willis, Norris, Lundgren...

F*ck yeah!

mandatory gif needed

http://gifs.gifbin.com/g6011619998.gif I banged Kylie Minogue, *****es!!!!http://gifs.gifbin.com/g6011619998.gif

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Originally Posted by Fishooked (Post 4548919)

mandatory gif needed

http://gifs.gifbin.com/g6011619998.gif I banged Kylie Minogue, *****es!!!!http://gifs.gifbin.com/g6011619998.gif

lmao, perfect :D

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar (Post 4548930)

lmao, perfect :D

I haven't seen this gif in so long I forgot how freakin classic it is, I seriously can't stop laughing...

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Originally Posted by Fishooked (Post 4548935)

I haven't seen this gif in so long I forgot how freakin classic it is, I seriously can't stop laughing...

http://www.glidemagazine.com/hiddent.../image0022.gif

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy (Post 4548912)

LOL. You're burning out the joke, mother f**ker. :D

F that; my publisher is now reading my manuscript "Muffiness - What Else Is THere Really?"

Coming to KMart checkout aisles soon.

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive (Post 4548952)

F that; my publisher is now reading my manuscript "Muffiness - What Else Is THere Really?"

Coming to KMart checkout aisles soon.

We should market it with my anticipated autobiography: The Muff Diver's Lament (Half a Pie is Better Than None).

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy (Post 4548960)

We should market it with my anticipated autobiography: The Muff Diver's Lament (Half a Pie is Better Than None).

He always banged the hottest girls. Remember Natasha Henstridge?

Expendables 2?

Seriously, how bored must you be to go see that?

Action movies are so stupid.

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 (Post 4549006)

He always banged the hottest girls. Remember Natasha Henstridge?

Good lord, what a body. So sexy.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6269/...enstridgee.jpg

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Originally Posted by 21st Amendment (Post 4549013)

Expendables 2?

Seriously, how bored must you be to go see that?

Action movies are so stupid.

OK Rubey :rolleyes: