Mike Tannenbaum + 2012 Off Season = Tim Tebow
Rex and Mike T. conversations during training camp:
Rex: "Hey Mike I noticed the O line looks awfully like last years group. Brandon has had surgury on both his hips, Wayne is a scub and Slauson is average at best...... Are we gonna get some help over there?"
Mike: "Rex don't you remember what I did this past March? I got us Tim Tebow! O line is gonna be great now trust me!"
Rex:"Oh yeah sorry Mike I forgot! My bad!"
Rex: "Hey MT I was having lunch with Sanjay and we sorta agree the Wide Out Corps seems kinda thin, not alot depth or experience going on..... I'm scared."
Mike: "I got your back Rexy.... I think that lap band surgery has effected your memory a little bit. I'll give you two name's Timmmy..... Tebow.....Were gonna put up crazy recieving numbers this season, probably lead the league, no worries!"
Rex: "I think your right, I'm gonna re-visit Doc again this lap band does feel kind of tight. Thanks Mike!"
Rex: "Mr. T whats up brother? Hey coach Lynn came to see me, he's having some concerns about Greene's lack of explosion and durability, McKnights conditioning and Powells' lack of snaps. What do you think?"
Mike: Tell Lynn to relax and let me take care of the Running Back situation. Oh! Wait a minute..... I already did LOL! Tim "the wildcat" Tebow is in the building! Can you say GM of the year?
Rex: "Sorry to bother you about stupid stuff MT, don't worry one more out burst from Lynn and he'll be coaching the practice squad guys faster than you can say D'Anton! LOL!"
Rex: "Mike while on my way to the treadmill I over heard Mark and Nick talking about how we can really use a Blocking Tight End to help out our Offensive Tackles with protections and get our running game going. Should I be concerned?"
Mike: "Rex once we unleash our secret weapon, and I know you know who I'm talking about, teams will wish they were as smart as us and jumped at the chance to get you know who. Blocking TE? We have something better......But we'll keep it quiet until Buffalo and then we'll shock the Football World! I can't wait.......Woody's gonna make me GM for life after we win this Super Bowl!":yes: