Florida Man Gets Busy with a Donkey
 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1162733

What more can be said? Cletus got himself some a$$....

Nice!

Since southside couldn't even get some ass that way, they have an inflatable version. :D

http://www.thebigzoo.com/images/prod...4AN-DONKEY.jpg

Omg Florida sucks so bad.

Given the choice between watching the dolphins or banging a donkey...

most Florida residents would have likely chosen the same option.

Possibly NSFW but probably too blurry...


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x46...ht-vision_news

LMAO at the end credits. :D

1greennut, what say you? No judgement.

Florida is America's penis.


Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

Does that make New Orleans the taint?

I feel bad for the minature donkey ... a full size donkey would have been disappointed by any human appendage if she was "in season"

That said ... is this any worse the prostitution ? Or a loveless marriage ? I mean what woman hasn't just gone through the motions because she knows it's less complicated than "having a headache" ?

How many men have spent tens of thousands of dollars to keep their lovers happy ? On the way to getting lovers naked and later having tea and toast with marmalade for breakfast, in an expensive hotel ?

This man paid a measly $500, the conversation was likely basic (some grunting) bought some hay, maybe some oats and expected something in return ?

The alternatives with humans are airline tickets, hotel suites, jewelery and what is to be achieved more than what this upstanding Floridian has gained ? A slightly differently articulated orgasm ... I think this man is (in the immortal words of Charlie Sheen ...) " Winning"

You've really thought about this one haven't you?:eek::wow:

LMAO. What the fck is wrong with you shut-ins?

The tailgate party at the Dophins game should be interesting.

Is it BYOD?

As an donkey, I should have me arse sewn shut, if I could get tickets, a ride etc.

Hit me up.


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Just because your donkey won't talk to you ... you take it out on us.

Did he pull out?

He tried to, but the vacuum suction ripped his b*lls off.

Heard he had to chase it for two miles.


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