Impotence is the only reasonable explanation for his behavior.
Lori Loughlin would be a great TMB.
Not the most revealing pic, but the rent-a-cop behind her is busy downloading a month's worth of fapping material:
and who didn't imagine stripping her of her fatigues and Kalashnikov in the apocalyptic Red Dawn?
I'd go back and make my first sexual dream a reality!
Had to go mention Britney?
Because I never thought she was "smoking,"
On the other hand:
Yes she's disgusting now. Yes she was always skanky. But to me that was always part of her allure.
Then of course, the two copycats came along following Brit and Christina:
Willa Ford, who I'm pretty sure is still smoking.
Then there's Jessica Simpson. She was dementedly hot. She still could be, but her and XTina appear to enjoy being lards.
Who, of course, has supposedly "ruined sex for poor John Mayer since her vagina was like dynamite."
She can't dump weight. If her and Christina did, they'd still be smoking.
But they won't/don't want to so therefore you would need a time machine to go for any of the three, outside of possibly Willa.
There's a picture of Jessica Simpson earlier in this thread I believe. In that famous wet white bikini.
How about a TMB with Mia Sara from her days as Sloane in Ferris Buellers' Day Off? Always thought she was beautiful and girl-next-door sexy.
Susanna Hoffs, circa 1987
And unlike so many, this one aged just fine. She is an ultra-milf now.
Her in 2010. She's over 50 at this point if I recall. Wow.