I got nuthin.
Its an entirely different thing.
In the evolutionary chain, there's toilet plunger, mouse trap, you....and I'm above Yard markers.
The person you should TAKE that request to is one Mr. The-SOOTHSAYER.
In all seriousness, J.I. needs a :Spoiler: tag (often used as a NSFW hider tag) so we can hide stuff of potential offense. It's pretty basic forum functionality, and J.I. could use the upgrade.
In a similar probably NSFW if you have your speakers on full volume, might I suggest one and all check out this Youtube Channel. Funy as hell IMO.
Also, the fact that the very thread title is censored probably should have been a pretty god indicator of the content within the thread, and the Youtubes. Just say'in.