Aunt Jemima's Taint
 

Here's the scenario. You just finished having french toast or pancakes for breakfast. You look down and see a mixture of syrup and butter strewn across your plate. You're asking yourself "why is there nothing left on my plate to sop up that puddle of deliciousness".

Then it hit me. Why not harness that amazing flavor, implement it into a ice cream flavor and call it Aunt Jemima's Taint.



There hasn't been an epiphany this ground-breaking since some fat geek invented the light bulb back in 1879.

Just stop.

you can't stop innovation.

+1 :yes:

I'd try a small cone

Why "taint"? It means, "'taint your p*ssy or a$$hole, either of which would have a more pronounced flavor than the Nubian flapjack maker's 'taint. Son, your concept fails on many levels.

'Cause it taint just syrup and it taint just butter.

Im on board with Aunt Jemimas taint.

Turrble

I get that. The coinage is just off a bit. He's be better off calling the concoction Zygote Swirl.

Hold on; hold on.

Whoa

I like the campaign. "Taint: Just For Breakfast (Anymore)"

Get some Ad Wizards to clean that up, put the little sparkles in there...


I mean, let's not forget...we are talking Americans, here.

sky's the limit

A snappy jingle, and Americans will be licking taint from coast to coast.

A large black woman in a kerchief smiling and saying "try Auntie's taint, it just melts on your tongue"?

+1

Aunt Jemima's taint

Fit for a saint

I'm thinking Mrs. Butterworth's Breastmilk would sell better in the flyover states.

I get it: The New Family demographic.


There is nothing better than taints and breasts (for creating cash flow).

Sex sells.

Almost every perv on this site would sneak a taste or two.:yes:

I just ran the idea past the wife.








I'm not allowed to think anymore.

you can feel the momentum build already.

How many mods can one thread take?