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What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?
"NFL Quarterback"
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:rofl:
Today is my 35th birthday.
*queue the laughter*
Here's something "funny" that happened on my 35th birthday.
Mom: Happy birthday to my baby!
me: Thanks Mom, but stop calling me your baby.
Mom: You'll always be my baby. So, how does it feel to be middle-aged?
me: I'm not middle aged!
Mom: We'll you're 35, the average life expectancy is 70, and half of 70 is 35, and "half" is the same as "middle," so you're middle-aged.
me: Wtf! That's weird mom logic. (okay, I didn't say wtf, but close.)
me: Well, Mom, if I'm middle aged as your youngest, then you must be old.
Mom: Of course, I'm old, I'm your mother.
:banghead:
Hope you have a good one, dusty.
:birthday:
Live in Oceanside Long Island :(
Live in the higher elevation part of town :)
Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!) :)
Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year :(
Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap :)
Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards) :yes:
Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{
All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{
The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{
But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>
The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....