Share something funny with your fellow suffering jets fans

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Originally Posted by SmellyFarts

This is my kind of thread

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Fishhooked -- is that you? :D

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Originally Posted by southparkcpa

One young kid said.."Im gonna blow my head off"

I commented across the room so many heard..

"Dont! If you are a real JETS fan you'll miss half your brain and be left in a coma and a burden on your family for 43 years!"

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:eek:
LMAO

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Originally Posted by SmellyFarts

This is my kind of thread

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you belong in the coffee thread.

What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?

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Originally Posted by FF2®

What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?

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A Fatboy?

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Originally Posted by SmellyFarts

This is my kind of thread

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Dad?

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Originally Posted by FF2®

What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?

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Jets Things wet dream? :dunno:

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Dad?

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You guys are killing me here :afro:

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

You guys are killing me here :afro:

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Hey I've been posting funny **** here on a regular basis since 2006

"NFL Quarterback"

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/ga...IMG_7823-3.jpg


:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Hey I've been posting funny **** here on a regular basis since 2006

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6 years of your life . . . and we appreciate it :yes:



but how many years spent on the Jets? :wow: :D

Today is my 35th birthday.

*queue the laughter*

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Originally Posted by FF2®

What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?

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Chaim Magillicuddy.


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Originally Posted by dustykeller

Today is my 35th birthday.

*queue the laughter*

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Here's something "funny" that happened on my 35th birthday.


Mom: Happy birthday to my baby!

me: Thanks Mom, but stop calling me your baby.

Mom: You'll always be my baby. So, how does it feel to be middle-aged?

me: I'm not middle aged!

Mom: We'll you're 35, the average life expectancy is 70, and half of 70 is 35, and "half" is the same as "middle," so you're middle-aged.

me: Wtf! That's weird mom logic. (okay, I didn't say wtf, but close.)

me: Well, Mom, if I'm middle aged as your youngest, then you must be old.

Mom: Of course, I'm old, I'm your mother.

:banghead:



Hope you have a good one, dusty.
:birthday:

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Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady

Here's something "funny" that happened on my 35th birthday.


Mom: Happy birthday to my baby!

me: Thanks Mom, but stop calling me your baby.

Mom: You'll always be my baby. So, how does it feel to be middle-aged?

me: I'm not middle aged!

Mom: We'll you're 35, the average life expectancy is 70, and half of 70 is 35, and "half" is the same as "middle," so you're middle-aged.

me: Wtf! That's weird mom logic. (okay, I didn't say wtf, but close.)

me: Well, Mom, if I'm middle aged as your youngest, then you must be old.

Mom: Of course, I'm old, I'm your mother.

:banghead:



Hope you have a good one, dusty.
:birthday:

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LOL!...thanks, LSL.


Tell your mom that Phyllis Diller and George Burns blew her theory right out of the water.

Live in Oceanside Long Island :(

Live in the higher elevation part of town :)

Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!) :)

Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year :(

Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap :)

Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards) :yes:

Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....

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Originally Posted by EM31

Live in Oceanside Long Island :(

Live in the higher elevation part of town :)

Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!) :)

Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year :(

Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap :)

Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards) :yes:

Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....

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that's awful, dude.

glad you and your family are OK, though.


also, now you have the "remember that time when I saved us all from a house fire?" card to play in all future arguments with the missus, which is more golden that any PSL could ever hope to be.

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Originally Posted by EM31

Live in Oceanside Long Island :(

Live in the higher elevation part of town :)

Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!) :)

Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year :(

Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap :)

Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards)

Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....

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:(


Glad you and yours are ok.

Dropped off a bunch of stuff in Oceanside last week. Lots of folks in dire straights, sadly.

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Originally Posted by EM31

Live in Oceanside Long Island :(

Live in the higher elevation part of town :)

Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!) :)

Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year :(

Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap :)

Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards) :yes:

Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....

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My parents live in Oceanside. Power out for almost a week. They were lucky considering others still don't have power.

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Originally Posted by EM31

Live in Oceanside Long Island :(

Live in the higher elevation part of town :)

Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!) :)

Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year :(

Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap :)

Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards) :yes:

Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....

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Where's the funny tho? This seems sad/bad.

A home on fire in Oceanside seems mildly ironic, not funny per se.