Supermod shakin318 resigns despite record popularity
Citing irreconcilable dooshiness and a general decline of the quality of interactions in JI, revered and beloved shakin318 has decided he no longer wishes to be the indisputable face of the turbulent fan site.
"I've been here since 1999, when it was Sooth, me and the janitor" said 318, amid a chorus of weeping hampurites begging him to reconsider. "But the legendary posters who made this place what it was are long gone. You just can't get it done with southside-quality posters in this day and age."
318 promises to lurk and continue with arbitrary drunken bannings, but will do so in the style of less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green. He will still be co-hosting the annual hampur Superbowl party with fellow quitter JStokes -- an annual bash to which Timmy and Peebag are still not invited.