I mean he's French and all, but otherwise a pretty likeable dude.
This was mine from work:
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Anyway I had a new one just as of yesterday. Almost.
Dentist appointment, small office, appointment around 3pm. I knew I was in for some heinous, painful work ahead of me, and my dentist did not disappoint.
I needed to have some work done under my bridge, which essentially involved using a small hammer to 'tap out' my existing bridge. And that was only for starters.
Once the bridge was out (LOL), he had to build up some areas of my existing teeth, which also involved having to cut away (not making this up) part of my gums. Even with novocaine it was horrific, and even with suction I must have swallowed a ton of blood and coagulant.
After about an hour of this I felt my stomach getting sour. I can barely feel anything from my nose on down, and tongue feels dry rotted. I thought for sure I was going to have to doot in the middle of the procedure.
Of course the bathroom is an arms length from the reception desk. Luckily the additional pain made my ass pucker up and I prolly wont have to doot for a week now. What a horrific day.