Crap yourself? To the car wash, duh
 

Where's the bleach...for my eyes and brain. Good god, what a horrible world. I can't imagine the stench coming off that person or in the car. Incinerate everyone involved and everything else.

The best is when she pulls up as if the pressure washer hurt or something.
And then the guys realizes he's still got time left and washes the jeep. lolol

LOL! I was surprised he didn't wash his nuts.

Did you notice the piece of sht is wearing a Detroit shirt??? PERFECT!!!

Or u can post in the phail strip...ur choice

I don't think that qualifies as a squirting video.


Lotsa water, tho.

Oh no no no no no no

What is wrong with people? She got back into the car with no pants on. And they left the undies and shorts on the ground for the next person to find? :eek:

You must have missed Jed shoving those shorts into the drain that goes to China.

No doubt borrowed from a friend or family member Imagine the next poor schmuck who sits in the passenger seat next? I would blow my brains out or need to sit in a vat of battery acid to believe all of her germs were killed on my body.

You guys are looking at this the wrong way. I don't think I've ever seen anything so romantic in my life. That young man is a true gent.

Chivalry, and the cleansing of a "s hit cake" from a maidens nether quarters, is clearly not dead.

Hey, art least when big nasty demands a rim job she allows a thorough crease-spraying first. Buncha ingrates. :confused:

LOL (but dry heaving through the laughter). Rather than do that activity with that filthy beast, I jump headfirst into a wood chipper.