Chill Cafe Patron tequila. Pour in large shot glass. Gently pour Baileys Irish Cream (deflect with upturned spoon) on top. Looks like a "Baby Guiness."
Consume in one gulp. Wash down with large beer. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Crank it up:
Ignore knocks on door followed by "is everything alright honey" in between tracks. Or ask her for a sammich.