I was hoping it would save me in pooper scooping but as I think about it, maybe not. LOL
Three chimps with socks full of poo come galloping in and go right for her.
I thought the term for cute Hispanic women was "chica"?
After I stop LOLing I have to shower.
When I was young, we carried are crap in our pants, kids these days, they get a sock.
Absolutely brilliant! Can't wait to fly again with my ****-filled tube sock passing through security with flying colors and swinging that bad boy down the jet way clearing a path for my family and our 14 carry ons. the potential uses are endless!
So I'm the new kid writer with balls, and I gotta bang out an ad that grabs attention in the ridiculously cluttered Pet Fancy magazines. I come back with the headline:
It's a dog-eat-poop world...
but it doesn't have to be.
Just the start of my meteoric rise to the top of the alcoholic-riddled heap of burnt-out creative geniuses.