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RaoulDuke 12-26-2012 07:09 AM

Cabin Fever
 
Normandie countryside

4 days of constant rain and wind

6 adults, and 3 children under 4 cramped in a puny 17century home built by Stokes' great great grandfather

3 bedrooms, no hallway. To go to the last bedroom you have to go through the other 2. We of course have the first. Brings a new light to family relationships seeing you overweight Chinese sister in law go through your bedroom in her jamies "good night!"

The worst are the wooden beams Stokes' GGGF installed in vengeance for future jokes. Just high enough to forget about em, but low enough for a grazing/scalping action. After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time

Merry Fuking Christmas

Dimitri_0515 12-26-2012 07:33 AM

But they have wifi :rolleyes:

RaoulDuke 12-26-2012 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 (Post 4743274)
But they have wifi :rolleyes:

Yeah I got to watch the Chargers game :yes:


:bigcry:

Dimitri_0515 12-26-2012 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke (Post 4743275)
Yeah I got to watch the Chargers game :yes:


:bigcry:

:lowblow:

Soberphobia 12-26-2012 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke (Post 4743270)
Normandie countryside

4 days of constant rain and wind

6 adults, and 3 children under 4 cramped in a puny 17century home built by Stokes' great great grandfather

3 bedrooms, no hallway. To go to the last bedroom you have to go through the other 2. We of course have the first. Brings a new light to family relationships seeing you overweight Chinese sister in law go through your bedroom in her jamies "good night!"

The worst are the wooden beams Stokes' GGGF installed in vengeance for future jokes. Just high enough to forget about em, but low enough for a grazing/scalping action. After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time

Merry Fuking Christmas

That doesn't sound like anything festive, but rather something from hell. :(

Big L 12-26-2012 09:02 AM

Could be worse. Could be at work today.

crossfire 12-26-2012 11:03 AM

Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

Bonhomme Richard 12-26-2012 11:12 AM

Lol, that sounds... interesting. How long are you there for?

WestCoastOffensive 12-26-2012 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4743442)
Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

Keeps things "in the family".

Fishooked 12-26-2012 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4743442)
Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

Lol, Europe

RaoulDuke 12-26-2012 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4743442)
Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

Like I said it's a very old house where everyone used to eat and sleep on the ground floor. They transformed the attic part into 3 bedrooms I don't know when. Since the roof has a steep incline, the only part where I can stand up and walk is directly under the spine, the rest of the time you're walking bent over.

In an hour, DVD time for the kids, whiskey time for the adults :yes:

crossfire 12-26-2012 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive (Post 4743509)
Keeps things "in the family".

So it's like the West Virginia of Europe?

Dirtstar 12-26-2012 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke (Post 4743275)
Yeah I got to watch the Chargers game :yes:


:bigcry:

i hope that you watched the game with your fat, Chinese sister-in-law and that she was extra annoying during the whole thing.


"Why that guy keep getting hit? Why don't he throw the ball?? See, he get hit again!! Guy on other team throw ball and score, Jets should do the same!!"

(that, but in a fat Chinese-French accent)



Happy Holidays!! :)

Lone Star Lady 12-26-2012 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke (Post 4743270)
Cabin Fever

Normandie countryside

4 days of constant rain and wind

6 adults, and 3 children under 4 cramped in a puny 17century home built by Stokes' great great grandfather

3 bedrooms, no hallway. To go to the last bedroom you have to go through the other 2. We of course have the first. Brings a new light to family relationships seeing you overweight Chinese sister in law go through your bedroom in her jamies "good night!"

The worst are the wooden beams Stokes' GGGF installed in vengeance for future jokes. Just high enough to forget about em, but low enough for a grazing/scalping action. After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time

Merry Fuking Christmas


Hope you watched this movie ------------------ while staying in your lovely-sounding vacation home

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg http://www.rowanpix.com/american%20h...hLogCabin1.jpg


Have a great rest of your holiday!

RaoulDuke 12-26-2012 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirtstar (Post 4743635)
i hope that you watched the game with your fat, Chinese sister-in-law and that she was extra annoying during the whole thing.


"Why that guy keep getting hit? Why don't he throw the ball?? See, he get hit again!! Guy on other team throw ball and score, Jets should do the same!!"

(that, but in a fat Chinese-French accent)



Happy Holidays!! :)

Lol

Why fat guy no move?

crossfire 12-26-2012 02:21 PM

Fiawex!

Borgoguy 12-26-2012 02:23 PM

Crack open the Calva.

How are the meals? You folks cooking or eating out?

RaoulDuke 12-26-2012 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy (Post 4743727)
Crack open the Calva.

How are the meals? You folks cooking or eating out?

Mother in law cooks like a beast. Not fine cuisine, just basic French stuff with tons of butter and cream. Everyone taps out when dessert comes around..

shakin318 12-26-2012 04:17 PM

No offense, but I just imagine that place smells like a bologna factory on "wear your old sweaty gym socks to work" day.

Carlton 12-26-2012 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke (Post 4743270)
After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time

Merry Fuking Christmas

Lololol. Ain't that the truth.

If it was Stokes' GGGF's place there has to be some over priced booze hidden in the basement somewhere.


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