I'm in Puerto Rico *****es!!!!!

Was St. Kitts recently annexed by Puerto Rico? :confused:

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Originally Posted by crasherino

Seriously - I can't believe this guy didn't stay home to watch the Jets playoff game.

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He opted for the best of both worlds...go to the Caribbean and spend all your time seeking an internet connection so you can post about being in the Caribbean on a Jets message board. Meanwhile girlfriend sits manless in the hotel bar, wiping her sunglasses every few seconds to remove the breath-fog from the pressing circle of pompadoured Tony Montanas, while being coached in excited Spanish by latino women on the proper method for slicing off a sleeping boyfriend's balls.

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

He opted for the best of both worlds...go to the Caribbean and spend all your time seeking an internet connection so you can post about being in the Caribbean on a Jets message board. Meanwhile girlfriend sits manless in the hotel bar, wiping her sunglasses every few seconds to remove the breath-fog from the pressing circle of pompadoured Tony Montanas, while being coached in excited Spanish by latino women on the proper method for slicing off a sleeping boyfriend's balls.

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lol, thanks Ernie

http://www.jfklibrary.org/~/media/as...EH%203541P.jpg

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

He opted for the best of both worlds...go to the Caribbean and spend all your time seeking an internet connection so you can post about being in the Caribbean on a Jets message board. Meanwhile girlfriend sits manless in the hotel bar, wiping her sunglasses every few seconds to remove the breath-fog from the pressing circle of pompadoured Tony Montanas, while being coached in excited Spanish by latino women on the proper method for slicing off a sleeping boyfriend's balls.

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Close..... Try the Tampa airport bar

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Originally Posted by Big L

Is your girlfriend getting anal from the guy at the Surf Lesson pavilion?

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Lol...whut?

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Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Was St. Kitts recently annexed by Puerto Rico? :confused:

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Ha ha...says it right there on the Alamo.


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Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH

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Just got my service back. What I miss?

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The treadmill at the gym and then the weight rack.

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

The treadmill at the gym and then the weight rack.

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Ouch.

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Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH

Ouch.

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He wasnt talking about you.



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I KID I KID!!!!!


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Originally Posted by thebigragu

The treadmill at the gym and then the weight rack.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s