Fell off a treadmill....... A very Hampurian move right there.
Did your shoes stay on?
Until finger is healed, go with "the stranger" for you needs, as well as those of your spouse.
Hope you feel better.
This is what happens when New Years resolutions are made.
People get hurt.
No one cares about the three hotties part of the story besides me? Like if there ever was a "pics or thread is useless" situation, it's this and you guys are wondering of there's video of some dude falling off a treadmill?
How did you not play this finger thing into an attempt at getting help and sympathy from at least one of them? Never do the tough act through an injury in front of women you hope to know. They're not impressed that you walked away from your little mishap unscathed. But they will play nurse.
Well, the truth is, there aren't three hot chicks. There aren't even two hot chicks. In all honesty, there wasn't even one hot chick. Just an old lady that looks OK from behind only. Maybe.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this. Everything will be OK.