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Zoo gives Chimp a TV and remote control

...and now it can't stop watching porn. :twitch:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1239610

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Gina is one naughty chimp.********

Gina, a resident of the*Seville Zoo in Spain, chose to solely watch adult entertainment channels when a television and remote control was placed in her enclosure.

*Primatologist Pablo Herreros, writing in Spanish newspaper El Mundo, claimed he made the discovery some years ago on a tour of the nation's chimpanzee enclosures.

*During his research trip he conducted surveys on the behavior of the animals.
*Herreros wrote, “What I could never imagine were the surprises prepared for me by a female of this species called Gina who inhabited Seville Zoo.”

*“Due to the intense interior lives that these animals have, you have to enrich their environment to stimulate them physically and psychologically,” Herreros wrote.* “These usually consist of artificial mounds, toys and other inventions that require them to be active and sharpen their wits. It is the equivalent of occupational therapy for humans.”

To enliven Gina's nights, officials apparently decided to install a television, protected behind glass, and gave her a remote control so she could change the channels herself.

And enliven herself she did.

“The surprise was when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but that she also used to choose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done, ” Herreros wrote. “Although a small study estimated that porn films are only watched for about 12 minutes on average, the truth is that human and non-human primates possess an intense sexual life.”

Mods, please merge with "Honorary Hampur mod" thread.

I got to start watching telemundo

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Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4778418)

Mods, please merge with "Honorary Hampur mod" thread.

So you're saying the mods suck?

So was Gina rubbing one out?

This could explain where shakin has disappeared to.

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Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4778492)

This could explain where shakin has disappeared to.

lol

shakin a.k.a Gina?

cawkupational therapy?

They must have given Gina a 'puter too, I just dumped 5 of her threads on the strip.

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Originally Posted by quantum (Post 4778476)

So was Gina rubbing one out?

Little did we know 5 years ago her name was VaGina.

Shortened to Gina so as to not shock the public.

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Originally Posted by 32green (Post 4778588)

They must have given Gina a 'puter too, I just dumped 5 of her threads on the strip.

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Link? I still see plenty of threads started by chimps on the Strip.

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Originally Posted by Big L (Post 4778597)

Link? I still see plenty of threads started by chimps on the Strip.

I only have three hands.

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It's all becoming very clear to me now...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps662e648a.jpg

This thread is full of zingers :D

So their reasoning was

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you have to enrich their environment to stimulate them physically and psychologically,

Let's give her a TV! Because watching TV really stimulates the human race.

And why does a zoo have a cable subscription that includes pr0n channels?

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Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4778650)

It's all becoming very clear to me now...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps662e648a.jpg

Gold. :clapper:

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Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4778650)

It's all becoming very clear to me now...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps662e648a.jpg

:applause:

:D

:D

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Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4778650)

It's all becoming very clear to me now...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps662e648a.jpg

LOL. Dressed in an apron and holding a tray, you need to put southside serving drinks whilst the rest watch the porn.:D

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Originally Posted by quantum (Post 4778476)

So was Gina rubbing one out?

Not fapping but.....what the hell was the term for the girls? It was in a thread a year or two ago.

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Originally Posted by crossfire (Post 4778650)

It's all becoming very clear to me now...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps662e648a.jpg

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Jetworks (Post 4778738)

Not fapping but.....what the hell was the term for the girls? It was in a thread a year or two ago.

:rofl:

we always called it "diddling".

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy (Post 4778681)

LOL. Dressed in an apron and holding a tray, you need to put southside serving drinks whilst the rest watch the porn.:D

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...pse8b03953.jpg