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Sourceworx 02-16-2013 09:07 PM

Do I have a problem?
 
I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS. :)

John_0515 02-16-2013 09:10 PM

You're probably drunk and don't know it. It'll hit you all at once.

How high up in the mountains are you?

crossfire 02-16-2013 09:19 PM

At least you aren't gRunK.

I believe that's where you have one b*tch drink and act like your drunk by typing like a 4th grader who is pretending to be drunk. :D

FF2® 02-16-2013 10:40 PM

you have a problem.

has nothing to do with alcohol though.

Apache 51 02-16-2013 10:41 PM

First sign of alcoholism, being in the mountains and talking to us instead of tagging the wife, second sign of alcoholism high tolerance.

Sourceworx 02-16-2013 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF2® (Post 4814205)
you have a problem.

has nothing to do with alcohol though.

Tell me something I don't already know.

Sourceworx 02-16-2013 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_0515 (Post 4814170)
You're probably drunk and don't know it. It'll hit you all at once.

How high up in the mountains are you?

Catskill region near Bel Ayre ski slopes.

lamont_jordan_rules 02-16-2013 11:10 PM

If your pants are off and you're chasing the cat around with a bottle of vasoline you have a problem ... Otherwise you're ok:yes:







Ljr

McGinley 02-16-2013 11:19 PM

The way I see it, an "alcohol problem" is when there's not enough booze.

:)

Sourceworx 02-17-2013 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lamont_jordan_rules (Post 4814221)
If your pants are off and you're chasing the cat around with a bottle of vasoline you have a problem ... Otherwise you're ok:yes:







Ljr

Lol

2milehighJet 02-17-2013 12:07 AM

Crank Megadeth Devils Island at 11, see if wife still digs you!;)

32green 02-17-2013 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx (Post 4814167)
I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS. :)

Perhaps you have perfected a non-alcoholic brew by accident.

Its not like you arent a bellicose moron prone to mistake.:D

Yesterday was epic by even my standards.

skii'd until 1, drank until 5 at the lodge, two hour nap, drank from 8 to 1 at friends house, then got to watch said friend (an EPIC ball breaker) scoot out of his house to try to return a 30 pack of crap beer I brought with me as I warmed up my car.

He slips on the ice, the 30 pack hits the ground, splits open.. and rains beer cans all over him as the kids howl. The beer cans then rolled down his ridiculously angled driveway with him scurrying on his hands and knees after them.

This, coupled with his Italian ancestry:D, will fuel my torture of him for at least the rest of 2013.



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32green 02-17-2013 08:47 AM

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/17/yzamynu7.jpg

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Sourceworx 02-17-2013 08:52 AM

Lol

That is great!

32green 02-17-2013 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx (Post 4814273)
Lol

That is great!

I think the idea of that that p*ss water beer being left in his house drove him to desperate measures.

I couldnt come empty handed.

:D

JetsfanfromtheBURGH 02-17-2013 10:18 AM

I'd say no you don't have a problem. Most people with problems will hide the fact. You are a good ole American beer chugger!

ARodFLKeysJetsFan 02-17-2013 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx (Post 4814167)
I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS. :)

Sounds like you're a raging alcoholic my friend.....:beerme:

Johnny Bravo 02-17-2013 11:58 AM

A sure sign of an alcoholic is drinking alone but your wife is there so no worries. Carry on! :rockon:

FF2® 02-17-2013 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx (Post 4814216)
Tell me something I don't already know.

You'll be OK.

quantum 02-17-2013 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx (Post 4814167)
I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

guys, I think you misunderstood: he's trapped in a cabin and drinking his urine.

as long as you don't do it after you're rescued, you should be fine


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