We don't draft a QB this year, and finish dead last in the league.
Tampa trades for Revis, and the stipulations on it turning into a first rounder are on playing time and signing contract.
They suck the big one, and have the 2nd pick overall, leaving us with the 1st and 2nd pick in 2014:
1st pick: Teddy Bridgewater/Johnny Manziel/any other QB who rises.
2nd pick: Jadeveon Clowney.
One can dream, can't they?