Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an as*hole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an as*hole tonight.

Yes you're an A S * H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an as*hole tonight.

You were an @sshole yesterday.
You're an @sshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an as*hole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an as*hole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are @ssholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an @sshole for a wife.

Were you born an a*shole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

West Ass Hole? :lol:

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Bwaaaa Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaaaaa


Ya killin me

You actually spent the time to write that down and type it out ?

Jetmo here are some wisdom words to live by :



Get a Life Dude

Did your mother throw herself off a cliff, yet? To have a son like you. The friggin' obstetrician who delivered you should slash his wrists.

What a disgrace you are.

I can't believe your mother fed you. I'd have fed you, alright: I'd have fed you to the dogs. You piece of garbage.

GET OFF MY PHONE LINE YOU SCUMBAG.

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What is the melody of this tune??

A few other things...the car that cut you off...Did it have Maryland license plates?


Did it have John Kerri bumper sitckers on it?


Or how about a "Pro-Death" er, I mean "Pro-Choice" bumper sticker?


Did the guy inside the car look like a badass that could bench press 225-pounds at one time in his life?? :P :P