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[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive]My company has a large number of lesbians in executive leadership positions. These women are extremely intelligent, and well-trained. They are very successful, yet, for some reason they can't get each other pregnant. :scratch: The CEO said action needed to be taken, to ensure the future of the firm.
So, the boss rounded up all us guys that hate to work, and sent us to a part of the building where they gave us magazines (Penthouse! Awesome!) and small bottles and sent us to our own rooms.
I stole a Penthouse magazine, but I feel great anyway, knowing I will keep this great country working into the future.[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes: :D
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