Rudy is such a bada$$!
Some Rudy "FACTS"
- He singlehandedly took down the mob using waterboarding techniques
- He alone was the uniting force on 9-11 that kept NYers from running amok in chaos and kept panic and anarchy from running wild in NY
- He is an expert in Islamic Terrorism and he is the only man who understands how to deal with this problem
- He prevented another terrorist attack on NY
- He alone spent all day and night cleaning up ground zero and rescued dozens trapped in the rubble at Ground Zero
- He ended the cold war
- He found the cure for cancer
- He ended homelessness in NY