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Originally Posted by The Crusher
Your a Chiropractor, ever hear of cerumen. 
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Actually, I'm an insurance salesman who pretends to be a heart surgery guy, who pretends to be a 20 year old female, who I then make fun of and say doesn't exist, but if she did exist I would love to "Empty my nuts in her" (whenever I hear that expression, I think of someone whose "emptying" would fill a teaspoon).
I...... may...... or may not........ have other......... identities..........