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Old 05-01-2008, 03:59 PM   #539
Dirtstar
Snubbed a man just to watch him cry.
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Originally Posted by chirorob View Post
Actually, I'm an insurance salesman who pretends to be a heart surgery guy, who pretends to be a 20 year old female, who I then make fun of and say doesn't exist, but if she did exist I would love to "Empty my nuts in her" (whenever I hear that expression, I think of someone whose "emptying" would fill a teaspoon).

I...... may...... or may not........ have other......... identities..........
wait a second... you're Swedish, aren't ya?
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