stole this off rivals...hilarous...
Doc... get in here and spin that record...
Confirmed Guest Speaker: Lane Kiffin
Performances by: Tim Mcgraw, The Beach Boys, Paul McCartney, Journey, Rick Astley, Inikamoze, Plies, The Jackson 4, and Willie Nelson
Tim Tebow on the one's and two's... but not the three's .. he cant count that high..
Urbans daughter will be having a charity hand job booth.
There will be a Brandon Spikes petting zoo... please dont feed him.
Riley Cooper Karaoke @ 8:30 (backstreet boy songs only)
Carlos Dunlap will be serving drinks at the open car... i mean bar...
Security provided by Ronnie Wilson, Leon Orr, Dee Weeb, Bubba Caldwell, and Reggie Lewis.
Cameron Newton will be checking in coats at the door (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any lost or stolen goods)
Valet parking provided by Tony Joiner and Dorian Monroe with a money back guarantee they will get your vehicle back if it is towed or booted.
Refreshments provided by Jarvis Moss, Brandon James, and Percy Harvin. Make sure to try the "special brownies." There delicious!!!
Charity boxing contest between Avery Atkins and Taurean Charles (Being that no women are involved in this one, Vegas has yet to figure out where to place the line.
Bring your jorts and let the fun times begin!!!
Motto For the Night: "Top One Percent of the One Percent!!!"