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[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3595156]What happened?[/QUOTE]
Two of her aunts and her grandmother were 45 minutes late to the church. My wife called when they were 10 minutes late and asked where they were and before she asked if they wanted us to wait, her aunt obnoxiously said "Since you have your panties in a twist, why don't you start without us?" My wife lost it and her aunt hung up on her. Cursed her aunt off on the phone (all outside the church and out of earshot, thankfully), but didn't want to start until her grandmother got there. Baby was fed and dressed at the last minute so she'd sleep or be calm during the ceremony...IF it started on time. But my wife's fat ass aunt had to make it about her. Needless to say the baby cried the whole time and my wife's eyes were floating for most of it. Wonderful memories for our first daughter's christening. And to top it off, her grandmother didn't call yesterday to wish he a happy mother's day. So I was on damage control/consolation patrol and my cawk remained (and still remains) mighty dry.
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