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Old 09-04-2010, 08:36 AM   #17
Roger Vick
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A man walks into a bar. The bar is completely empty, except for the bartender. The man orders a drink, the bartender pours it and then goes into the back room, leaving the man alone in the bar.

Suddenly, the man hears someone say. "Nice tie."

He looks around, but no one there.

He goes back to sipping his drink. Then he hears someone say, "Your hair looks really good today."

Again, he looks around, but no one there. Thinking he's losing his mind, the man goes back to his drink.

Then he hears someone say, "You look great, have you lost weight?"

Just then, the bartender emerges from the back room.

"Was that you talking before?" asks the man.

"No, I didn't say anything," replies the bartender.

"Really? Because I distinctly heard someone say "Nice tie", then they complimented my hair and asked if I'd lost weight."

"Ohhh, said the bartender....that's the peanuts, they're complimentary."
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