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Originally Posted by MadCroatian
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the 2nd monkey fall from the tree?
It was stapled to the 1st.
Where do melons go in the Summertime?
John Cougar MellonCamp.
What did the Apple say to the Priest?
Nothing. Apples cannot speak.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still, no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs from Alaska?
Still, no idea, by I'll ask her.
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