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A Giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high balls are on me!"
Some Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says. "We don't serve breakfast here!"
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says. "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
How did the Pat fan break his arm raking leaves? "He fell out of the tree."
Why was the Pat fan in a tree? "He always wanted to be a branch manager."
A tied up scruffy piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartenders eyes narrow and he says. "Are you a dirty piece of rope?" The rope says "No, I'm afraid not."
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