Originally Posted by crazyeffinjetsfan
[B]OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet pooper before entering the bathroom.
I love the out of the closets that will actually sashe' by your desk and just happen upon your newspaper
on the way to the can.
"oh, you mind if I look at this?"
Meanwhile, they have been scanning the office for suitable reading material from the first colon gurgle.
Then, they march brazenly right into the bathroom...and incredibly, try to pass the stink laden rag back to you upon exiting the crimescene.
I was always good for a loud "wtf do I want that back for, did you wipe your arse with it too? Get that thing away from my desk"