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Had one over the weekend, thank God I was at the house. I have never in my life produced such a dense, packed pile of doots. When I tried to flush it, the pile remained and the water flushed AROUND it like the parting of the brown sea, never happened to me before. Since I didn't have a plunger nearly, I had to break it up with a toilet brush that will coincidentally never be used again. I literally had to sift through my own doots. I almost hurled countless times. I saw everything I ate the night before during my pre-AFCCG booze-fest/liver smackdown. Highlights include: almonds, Rice Krispy treats (what am I, f*cking 7 years old?), beef jerky and a healthy dose of BOURBON to round it out. When I was done, I literally felt empty like I haven't in years.
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