Originally Posted by RaoulDuke
I literally had tears in my eyes reading this.
This part here was pure genius.
Does the courage to do this in public come with age? Perhaps itís something a young man like me canít understand. But you, you are on in years; gray and spotted like a ham in a paintball fight. Your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy. Maybe youíve been building up to this day your whole life and Iím witnessing the birth of a phoenix.
--I increased the size of the letter a little.